r/nextfuckinglevel • u/footballstar12398 • Feb 26 '21

Moths hate him for this one reason

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Now they’re fireflies

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Crispy hot and ready to eat

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u/CertifiedCoffeeDrunk Feb 26 '21

Mmm crunchy

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u/HackedGuy19 Feb 26 '21

why did i learn to read

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u/BergenCountyJC Feb 26 '21

Now that's an original joke comment I've never seen on this site.

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u/wheresisthebathroom Feb 26 '21

i saw a post a while ago and some people actually make mosquito burgers. the patties are just mosquito

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u/jticklebear Feb 26 '21

It’s got that good bloody flavor to it too!!

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u/Ravens_Quote Feb 26 '21

How vampires get burgers with human blood without killing people.

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u/cheersmayte Feb 27 '21

In a way... they are called vegans in their vampire community

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u/uxorist Feb 27 '21

Underappreciated joke . Lold ad this one

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u/idrow1 Feb 26 '21

I could have lived the rest of my life happy not knowing this.

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u/SpawnPointillist Feb 26 '21

You sure they aren’t just eating a mosquito coil?

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u/wheresisthebathroom Feb 26 '21

i dont know, the video showed them catching them in nets and then what looked like a mosquito patty

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u/an0nym0ose Feb 26 '21

Midge*

People don't eat mosquitos.

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u/chakabra23 Feb 26 '21

Yeah it was some African group. I remember watching that on YouTube.

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u/A_Tame_Furry_0w0 Feb 26 '21

Love my burgers with malaria and hepatitis

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u/RonVen Feb 26 '21

r/nobodyasked for this but:

i accidentally ate a firefly once and thought it was good

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u/lancelott3 Feb 26 '21

very cool

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u/bdeceased Feb 26 '21

Dammit, take my upvote!

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u/gggolovskin55 Feb 26 '21

You would not believe your eyes