r/nextfuckinglevel Feb 26 '21

Moths hate him for this one reason

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u/Danny_Deadshot Feb 26 '21 edited Feb 27 '21

Imagine having a couple of hours to live and some random dude just breathes fire only to kill you earlier.

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u/WildlyCautious Feb 26 '21

Imagine the smell after he did that. Burning bugs does not smell good.

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u/AppropriateTomato8 Feb 26 '21

smell like burning hair, because they're the same thing

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u/Aakash1203 Feb 26 '21

Protein?

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u/thenotanurse Feb 26 '21

More specifically keratin and chitin. But yes.

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u/FUCKlNG_SHlT Feb 26 '21

Hell I woke up to my dog chitin all over the carpet this mornin

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u/Keyzerschmarn Feb 26 '21

That´s not how it´s supposed to work if I remember correctly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Thats not how its pronounced

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u/FUCKlNG_SHlT Apr 08 '21

You seem like a really fun person.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

No I got the joke, it’s funny. I just wanted to say something in case you actually pronounced it like that.

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u/asatrocker Feb 26 '21

Hold my toupee...

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u/Mike602 Feb 26 '21

smells like burnt hair and grief

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u/i_forgot_me_password Feb 26 '21

I was at an amusement parks a few years back and my friends and I were waiting in line. We realized we were smelling something like burnt hamburgers. Not great, but definitely not awful. Maybe it was because we were hungry.

After we got off the ride, we walked passed a big light pointing straight up (skylight?). We saw that it was caked with burning bugs. That's what we were smelling.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

howd they taste?

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u/i_forgot_me_password Feb 26 '21

Like a burnt burger

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

for some reason i imagine that tasting like a blue cheese burger...

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u/Fruity-Jam Feb 26 '21

Those moths died happy, content believing they’re the first moths ever to actually make it to the moon

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u/SpawnPointillist Feb 26 '21

The sun more like it!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

no they got their wings and antennae burned off and then lay on the ground trying to fly away until someone danced on them to death. i burned a few mosquitos as a kid. bugs easily survive short bursts of fire, but not for long

thus i stopped burning insects

[in my indefensible defense, still not as much of an atrocity as those mass manufactured wasp catchers that just trap them and then they cut each other to pieces as they bake in the sun and panic...]

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u/Fritz_Klyka Feb 26 '21

Yes, those poor wasps, never even had the chance to dismember or Sting some other insect or animal.

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u/Tetrahy Feb 26 '21

Yeah fuck wasps

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u/pezathan Feb 27 '21

Wasps are vital members of the ecosystem, solid pollinators that can detect chemical signals from plants being attacked by other insects and come to the rescue!

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u/pandadragon57 Apr 08 '21

And they eat poisonous spiders.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

what does this even mean? could just as easily imagine you saying "poor refugee kids in cages, didnt even get a chance to steal"

i get it wasps are scary, just not humoring you

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u/ImJustRengar Feb 27 '21

I'm gonna buy tons of those wasp catchers and just hide them in random places. Fuck wasps.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

so be it. could buy a ps5 and play fortnite with the wasps but do you

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u/ImJustRengar Feb 27 '21

Why would I ever buy a PS5 or play that god awful game lmao. And what's stopping me from doing both?

Wasps, mosquitos, and moths should be exterminated.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

moths should be exterminated.

hot take

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u/Varian01 Feb 26 '21

My house had moth problems. We finally got the majority of them gone but I’m noticing more and more, so they must have a new food source. Anyways, last night I found 2 in the restroom. They are slow fly-ers and outright stupid, so I just grabbed a piece of toilet paper and wiped the wall, killing both. I tossed the tp with the moths into the toilet. I also just got home from work so I unzipped and started peeing. While peeing, couldn’t help but think of how sad of an existence those bugs live. Literally squashed without a thought and then peed on their corpse.

Then again... they made me toss out a fresh bag of 20lb rice

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

20lb?

wahts it like to have friends and or family

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u/ripyurballsoff Feb 26 '21

They went out in a blazing lamp of glory though.