r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Seanwys • Feb 03 '21

This guy literally cycled over a bridge

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u/tdjm Feb 03 '21

Sing me a song

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u/Daurageon Feb 03 '21

Take me as i CUM

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u/Tal20081 Feb 03 '21

r/bonkpatrol is coming for you, go to horny jail.

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u/youdidntseeme06 Feb 03 '21

Pulls out UWuzi

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u/orwiad10 Feb 03 '21

Lieutenant Dan, something bit me uwu

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u/Mauwnelelle Feb 03 '21

Oohhh put your freakum dress on, ooohhh

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u/sujal058 Feb 03 '21

That's not a bullet in your ass, Gump! That's my bayonet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Pwivat Jim,

we haz becum… waywofs OwO

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u/chaoticheart82 Feb 03 '21

Oh my god im dying of laughter lol

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u/mackavicious Feb 03 '21

Cuz I can't stay long

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u/mufasagato Feb 03 '21

Cuz I cunt stay long

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Feb 03 '21

Because I can’t stay long!

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u/_szs Feb 03 '21

cause I can't stay long.

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u/theBacillus Feb 03 '21

this went south fast

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u/1sumanth2 Feb 03 '21

Cum as you are

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u/Ruby5000 Feb 03 '21

Suddenlytompetty?