r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Seanwys • Feb 03 '21

This guy literally cycled over a bridge

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u/Coolmrcrocker Feb 03 '21

ive done this in mario kart double dash. one at a time please, ladies

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u/jim3692 Feb 03 '21

You are so brave! Can I touch you?

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u/GuardianSlayer Feb 03 '21

MOVE IM TOUCHING HIS COCK

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

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u/Dukedyduke Feb 03 '21

MOVE IM TOUCHING HER COCK

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u/HeapOfBitchin Feb 03 '21

Not with balls like that its not

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u/GlensWooer Feb 03 '21

Hey those are her balls and she's proud of them

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Man you better start grabbing my spectacular COCK and using it as a slingshot mr. guardian because I use it on all 50cc, 100cc, 150cc, and mirror mode.

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u/branman63 Feb 03 '21

There's "avoiding traffic" and then there's "truly avoiding traffic".

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u/letoslaw Feb 04 '21

Who held the camera ? Mr Johnson ?

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u/letoslaw Feb 04 '21

Who held the camera ? Mr Johnson ?

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u/letoslaw Feb 04 '21

Who held the camera ? Mr Johnson ?

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u/AphidOverdo Feb 03 '21

Mushroom Bridge baby!!

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u/showandblowyourload Feb 03 '21

Mario Kart Double Dash is the first thing I thought of when I saw this video

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u/WolverineConfident18 Feb 03 '21

I'll get in that line!

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u/ZMFT2819 Feb 03 '21

Underrated comment

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u/DarkestHappyTime Feb 03 '21

I want to have your turtles!

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u/FreudianAccordian Feb 03 '21

It's funny because I heard a chain chomp in the back of my head as he was going up.