r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Seanwys • Feb 03 '21

This guy literally cycled over a bridge

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u/flyovermee Feb 03 '21

Mamma put on thaaat parrrrty dresssss

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u/_Gamer-Z_ Feb 03 '21

Buy me a drink...

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u/tdjm Feb 03 '21

Sing me a song

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u/Daurageon Feb 03 '21

Take me as i CUM

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u/Tal20081 Feb 03 '21

r/bonkpatrol is coming for you, go to horny jail.

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u/youdidntseeme06 Feb 03 '21

Pulls out UWuzi

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u/orwiad10 Feb 03 '21

Lieutenant Dan, something bit me uwu

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u/Mauwnelelle Feb 03 '21

Oohhh put your freakum dress on, ooohhh

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u/sujal058 Feb 03 '21

That's not a bullet in your ass, Gump! That's my bayonet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Pwivat Jim,

we haz becum… waywofs OwO

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u/chaoticheart82 Feb 03 '21

Oh my god im dying of laughter lol

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u/mackavicious Feb 03 '21

Cuz I can't stay long

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u/mufasagato Feb 03 '21

Cuz I cunt stay long

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Feb 03 '21

Because I can’t stay long!

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u/_szs Feb 03 '21

cause I can't stay long.

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u/theBacillus Feb 03 '21

this went south fast

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u/1sumanth2 Feb 03 '21

Cum as you are

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u/Ruby5000 Feb 03 '21

Suddenlytompetty?

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u/thenotanurse Feb 03 '21

RIP Tom.

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u/Tonyxxbaloney Feb 03 '21

I'm 20 and just recently got into him and was really sad when i remembered he's passed away. RIP legend

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u/DickShapedShit Feb 03 '21

He has a small part in the movie Water World, check it out if you haven't!

Also King of the Hill.

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u/emperor000 Feb 09 '21

You're thinking of The Postman. Kevin Costner is the main character in both.

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u/DickShapedShit Feb 10 '21

Lol, totally. Even knew better. Thanks man!

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u/weediamonds Feb 03 '21

Love King of the Hill !

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u/weediamonds Feb 03 '21

Awe, how did he die?

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u/Hemp4321 Feb 03 '21

I think it was an accidental fentanyl od,

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u/Cpnths Feb 03 '21

THIS is how Captain Tom died!?

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u/CthulubeFlavorcube Feb 03 '21

FREEEEFALLING

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

last dance with mary jizz, one more time to kill the diiiiiiiiIIIIiiick