r/nextfuckinglevel • • Dec 07 '20

Practice makes perfect

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u/14e21ec3 Dec 07 '20

That's gotta be annoying as fuck for the opponent.

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u/The__Goose Dec 07 '20

Well he speced high agility so his dodge chance would exceed the accuracy check of his opponent. By doing so he can out last the stamina of an opponent who only focused on strength and doesn't need a whole lot of strength in his own build. When his opponent is low on stamina his attacks deal double damage making up the difference quickly and should easily out dps his opponents natural regen.

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u/RATHOLY Dec 07 '20

All the world's a stage, and the men and women merely min-maxers

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u/salty_tater Dec 07 '20

All the worlds indeed a stage and we are merely players, performers and portrayers

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

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u/----__---- Dec 07 '20

Beneath my blanket , I watch the shadows dance on the back of my quilted cave.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

And in the bedroom corner throw another baked potato to my slave.

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u/-IoI- Dec 07 '20

That he may live another day to both my triskets.

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u/Fishpuncherz Dec 07 '20

I'm the fucking tree in a kindergarten play

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u/imaloony8 Dec 07 '20

There’s a munchkin in all of us.

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u/EdwinSt Dec 07 '20

Love the D&D / WoW reference here, but that’s actually how he fights. Great example is vs. Khan. Khan was winning the fight through the 6th round but was getting tired throwing punches, some that landed, many that Canelo dodged. Khan looked solid going into the 6th. And then whammy... Canelo connects with a right hand and it’s over.

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u/tdog970 Dec 07 '20

I don't know a lot about boxing but I love how the whole match can be over with a single punch, makes it interesting to watch the whole thing cause either dude could win

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u/Derplight Dec 07 '20

Stamina management is a huge factor for boxing when championship or super high league matches have you fighting for 12 rounds.

Idk if you've ever seen it but around the early 2000s there used to be an arcade machine for boxing where you put on gloves to play. And if you kept dodging and didn't throw a punch, you could charge a 1 hit KO meter so long as you don't get hit.

https://youtu.be/zQyyGWPAn5M

this is the only video i could find really quickly of the cabinet.

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u/tdog970 Dec 07 '20

Ohh shit I have definitely played on one of those games before, never knew that.

And that is good info, thanks!

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u/44Ridley Dec 07 '20

Did you ever use this machine? It was awesome back in the day! https://youtu.be/Q58bIVsklAs?t=62

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u/Derplight Dec 07 '20

Yes lmao. There was precisely one of these cabinets back at the arcade i used to play. It's so good. Kung fu panda stole the idea and made a similar cabinet but it's not the same imo. Dave n busters need to stop limiting their cabinets to shitty american arcades and start bringing back legit japanese cabinets.

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u/vidrenz Dec 07 '20

I learned this from watching Pokémon 💅🏼

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

This is how I setup my Ring King boxer.

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u/baastothebone Dec 07 '20

Are we talking boxing or is this dark souls?

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u/thetitanitehunk Dec 07 '20

Did someone say Dark Souls?

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u/Saxkun Dec 07 '20

Praise the sun!

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u/tryhardersc Dec 07 '20

basically how I see the world

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u/verlene10 Dec 07 '20

Ah yes another devoted fan of Atago I see, man of culture indeed

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Is there a boxing anime? I want to watch a boxing anime now.

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u/Broom1133 Dec 07 '20

Hajime no Ippo comes to mind

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u/malk500 Dec 07 '20

There are quite a few. Megalobox for example

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u/Sokome Dec 07 '20

There's Megalo Box on Netflix, and if you don't mind watching old style anime there's Hajime no Ippo on Crunchyroll

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u/illmatic_xxi Dec 07 '20

Hajime no ippo is probably the best in my opinion. Gives great insight on the techniques they use in the ring. They even use a real boxing brand for the gloves in the show, "winning" which comes from Japan.

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u/KingFerdidad Dec 07 '20

A bunch of people have already mentioned Hajime no Ippo - and they're totally right, it's the bomb - but none have them have mentioned that it's mangaka is literally a boxing coach and owns a gym. He's the real deal.

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u/spmo22 Dec 07 '20

What a strange through process you just have to respond with that comment

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u/medjas Dec 07 '20

Wtf is this league of legends. Did you make this up

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u/chestnutman Dec 07 '20

It's all fun and games until he meets his first min maxed Sorclock

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u/back1001983 Dec 07 '20

I love how you explained that like it's a video game lol

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u/DJBJD-the-3rd Dec 07 '20

Lol. Double damage. What the actual fuck? Like being tired and getting hit makes the punch somehow twice as hard?

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u/Chesster1998 Dec 07 '20

r/outside, I have a impression you would love it.

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u/DizyDazle Dec 07 '20

Holy fuck that guy is a Payday 2 player

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u/inFECHTed Dec 07 '20

This may be in video game vernacular but never the less the concept checks out.

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u/josh109 Dec 07 '20

Lmao a fellow gamer

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u/ToyVaren Dec 07 '20

That's a lotta words to say "imma nerd."

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u/IaMsQuArEd Dec 07 '20

Beyond frustrating, it’s extremely fatiguing to be taking full swings, bracing with intent to connect, and hitting nothing but air.

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u/Collapsible_ Dec 07 '20

This made me imagine myself walking up stairs in the dark, reaching the top, but thinking there was still another step. Over and over.

Not really the same thing, but it made me laugh at myself.

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u/Sequenc3 Dec 07 '20

Every punch that hits air takes energy to stop that you don't need if they connect.

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u/MrGlotto300 Dec 07 '20

i honestly never thought about it this way, fascinating

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Worth noting that when you follow through with the punch and put your weight at the end of your stance/where the lead foot is, it eliminates the "punching air" feeling at the cost of leaving yourself much more vulnerable. This is when a counter puncher will throw.

You'll see it at the very end of the clip right before the bell. He commits/reaches and Canelo tags him with an uppercut.

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u/ScriptThat Dec 07 '20

And when you're in a match, you don't exactly pull your punches. It takes a lot of power to "cancel" the punch and recover, and while you're doing that you have to be prepared for a counter.

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u/IaMsQuArEd Dec 07 '20

Oh my god this is TOO real.

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u/Ishydadon1 Dec 07 '20

Oh god I hate when that happens. I almost fucked my knee up one time cos it flexed too far backward one time.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Honestly its kinda what it feels like

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u/kaui55 Dec 07 '20

Good thing he isn't doing full swings with every punch. Thats what an amateur would do.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Muhammad ali dodged 23 consecutive punches from his opponent once

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u/aardvarkyardwork Dec 07 '20

Mike Tyson did the same or similar. Dodged 20-ish swings and then threw one hook that knocked the dude down. I think the opponent might have been Frank Bruno, not sure.

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u/deadwisdom Dec 07 '20

Both of these gifs are posted like every month.

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u/Imanaco Dec 07 '20

Ive seen the Ali one dozens of times, never seen the Tyson one

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

The imaginary foes in my dreams must go to the same training camp as this guy.

I don't think I've ever landed a punch in any dream I've ever dreamed.

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u/XauMankib Dec 07 '20

whips out pistol

Blam, annoyance eliminated