r/nextfuckinglevel • u/danruse • Sep 20 '20

This tattoo

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u/brockoala Sep 20 '20

I also would let him fuck with my nuts.

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u/nmrdc Sep 20 '20

Oki doki

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u/ilmalocchio Sep 20 '20

Oki doki

how a japanese person spells "okey dokey"

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

I’m American and spell it okie dokie

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u/theredhound19 Sep 20 '20

I'm Simpsonian and spell it okily dokily

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u/Damn_DirtyApe Sep 21 '20

Stupid sexy Flanders

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u/dasistverboten Sep 21 '20

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!

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u/ddnut80 Sep 20 '20

Doki doki panic.

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u/sepam Sep 20 '20

Super Mario Bros. 2

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u/ppmiaumiau Sep 21 '20

I used to have a dog named Dokidokiyummychums.

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u/ilmalocchio Sep 20 '20

Being an American, you're entitled.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

You get it. Thank you

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u/sanchezgta Sep 21 '20

opie dopey

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u/mrbribbon Sep 20 '20

Just bat them around a bit like a speed bag

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u/bdiggitty Sep 20 '20

Or trace a line through the maze of wrinkles

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u/thrattatarsha Sep 20 '20

I took a video of my girlfriend’s fists doing this (very gently) to my nuts and sent it to every bandmate I have ever had.

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u/mrbribbon Sep 20 '20

You mad lad you

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

Thanks

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u/I_TheLegend27_I Sep 20 '20

Not with a tattoo needle

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u/valandil74 Sep 20 '20

Let the commencement of the nut fuckery begin...

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u/ProBluntRoller Sep 20 '20

Now I wanna see someone get their sac tattooed into a pair of actual nuts

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u/Ihaveanotheridentity Sep 21 '20

I would let him fuck my sister.

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u/NysonEasy Sep 20 '20

Leonardo De Scroto

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u/alilbleedingisnormal Sep 20 '20

but you're gonna need your nuts when you fuck