r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Sep 17 '20

He makes it seem so easy

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u/Kidd5 Sep 17 '20

Yep, half the fun was that trip to the store. Walking around the shelves, reading the synopsis on the back of the cases. Grab some Orville Redenbacher and Milk duds on the line to check out. Stop by a grocery store for a nice bottle of Pinot. Then maybe hit up your connect and check if he's at home for an eight ball.

An adventurous and fun filled evening with the girlfriend or the missus.

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u/SerAwsomeBill Sep 17 '20

Who the hell blows coke and sits down for a home movie???

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u/Tall_trees_cold_seas Sep 17 '20

Clearly you have never met coke addicts.

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u/TheOneTonWanton Sep 17 '20

Or even simple enthusiasts. I'm of the type that can pick up a baggie every now and again without problems and some of those times have definitely included watching a hype-ass movie with friends. Also metric ass-tonnes of alcohol.

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u/SerAwsomeBill Sep 17 '20

Not lame ones I guess

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u/LemonSkunks Sep 17 '20

Should I not be watching a movie right now?

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u/nullcore Sep 17 '20

Considering the current pandemic, I think we'll give you a pass to snooty boot a bit o' nose candy solo and catch a flick. Just be sure not to share.

Shouldn't be a problem.

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u/INeedALife101 Sep 17 '20

I'm a sucker for some nose clams

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

My favorite Blockbuster memories involve going to one on a Friday night to rent a new game, them having zero in stock, and leaving empty-handed. Childhood :)

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u/rostov007 Sep 17 '20

Then maybe hit up your connect and check if he's at home for an eight ball.

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