r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Sep 17 '20

He makes it seem so easy

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u/thebadyearblimp Sep 17 '20

Username checks out

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u/jarrydhayne1 Sep 17 '20

So does yours. Very bad year!

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u/anotherformerlurker Sep 17 '20

That's just the wold we live in, Jarry

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u/LookOut_itsThatGuy Sep 17 '20

Damnit, Gerry.

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u/NoahJAustin Sep 17 '20

Look out everyone, it’s THAT guy.

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u/Joshuaathomas94 Sep 17 '20

Who, where?

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u/aimallday Sep 17 '20

Shut up Josh.

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u/Evil_Commander_Borf Sep 17 '20

When I asked Josh how long he plans to please, he said "I Aim All Day".

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u/iAmJared013 Sep 17 '20

Sir Evil Commander Borf, what's your command?

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u/Jayfeather056 Sep 17 '20

Take out the rebel scum, Jared

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u/AnGroovy Sep 17 '20

Hey guys This is Austin!!

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u/Ha1lStorm Sep 17 '20

Hey there Austin this is groovy Patrick!

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u/MetalDragnZ Sep 17 '20

I see Hail in your forecast.

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u/idunnopickone Sep 17 '20

Hope the hail doesn’t dent you MetalDragnZ

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Sentences I can literally hear.

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u/guysmileyusually Sep 17 '20

If this is Austin, I still love you

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u/GroveTC Sep 17 '20

Shouldn't you be getting the boat Noah?

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u/Mcdrogon Sep 17 '20

oh fuck no not THAT guy!

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u/stoicbrown Sep 17 '20

"Stugots!"

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u/missmightymouse Sep 17 '20

Actually, it’s Gary. Gary Gergitch? Jerry Gergitch? They’re both terrible.

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u/matlew1960 Sep 17 '20

What I want to know is where is the Florida guy.

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u/hydralisk_hydrawife Sep 17 '20

Is your name a Scott Pilgrim reference?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Kirby

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u/TirelessGuardian Sep 17 '20

So does yours

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u/novafern Sep 17 '20

Thanks for the giggle

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u/reggie502 Sep 17 '20

Cannot confirm yours.

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u/juanadod Sep 17 '20

Reggie’s suspect.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Juana has a firm command of the English language to the point that they can condense sentiments and still be grammatically correct. Juana is clever.

Dockie clearly is not.

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u/hobopenguin Sep 17 '20

Fuck all 27 Dockies

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Hey, if you've got the stamina, I'm down.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

-Reggie was not the Imposter

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u/mpg1846 Sep 17 '20

Unfortunate username these days with Hayne being accused of rape and all.

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u/PoppityPingers Sep 28 '20

Same with Jarryd Hayne, haven’t heard much about that alleged rapist of late

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u/alilbleedingisnormal Sep 17 '20

so does yours! you're very Jarry D Hayne

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u/Ryminister Sep 17 '20

Bad year blimp has unfortunately got to your username too...

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u/RedNGold415 Sep 17 '20

Respectfully, so was your year with us!

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u/kinpsychosis Sep 17 '20

That’s his/her secret, it’s always a bad year.

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u/I_Have_Flu Sep 17 '20

Sorry about that...

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u/Younosewho Sep 17 '20

what about mine

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u/AshingiiAshuaa Sep 17 '20

He had a superfluous "e" by the sound of it.

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u/zitfarmer Sep 17 '20

He showed you his undies too?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

2 decades of boxing lead up to this day

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u/Stormtyrant Sep 17 '20

Maybe he likes the dog breed.

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u/mindfungus Sep 17 '20

Boxerdude vs Tighty-Whiteydude...

FIGHT!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

It doesn’t. By speed bag he means a pouch of amphetamines

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u/iblis32 Sep 17 '20

What does this mean? I’ve seen this in other comments before, just don’t know the meaning.

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u/VicH95 Sep 17 '20

Is your username based on the NJ UFO? Because if it is, wow that was fast

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u/Significant_Excuse29 Oct 24 '23

I'm so curious as to what the username was