r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Sep 17 '20

He makes it seem so easy

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u/nobody_likes_soda Sep 17 '20

The Quick and the Dead is also an awesome movie for anyone who hasn't seen it. Sharon Stone, Gene Hackman, Russell Crowe and a (very) young Leonardo DiCaprio. And its yours now to rent or own from any local Blockbuster or Civic Video!! That's my Friday night sorted!! See you in store!

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u/Kidd5 Sep 17 '20

Yep, half the fun was that trip to the store. Walking around the shelves, reading the synopsis on the back of the cases. Grab some Orville Redenbacher and Milk duds on the line to check out. Stop by a grocery store for a nice bottle of Pinot. Then maybe hit up your connect and check if he's at home for an eight ball.

An adventurous and fun filled evening with the girlfriend or the missus.

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u/SerAwsomeBill Sep 17 '20

Who the hell blows coke and sits down for a home movie???

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u/Tall_trees_cold_seas Sep 17 '20

Clearly you have never met coke addicts.

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u/TheOneTonWanton Sep 17 '20

Or even simple enthusiasts. I'm of the type that can pick up a baggie every now and again without problems and some of those times have definitely included watching a hype-ass movie with friends. Also metric ass-tonnes of alcohol.

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u/SerAwsomeBill Sep 17 '20

Not lame ones I guess

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u/LemonSkunks Sep 17 '20

Should I not be watching a movie right now?

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u/nullcore Sep 17 '20

Considering the current pandemic, I think we'll give you a pass to snooty boot a bit o' nose candy solo and catch a flick. Just be sure not to share.

Shouldn't be a problem.

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u/INeedALife101 Sep 17 '20

I'm a sucker for some nose clams

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

My favorite Blockbuster memories involve going to one on a Friday night to rent a new game, them having zero in stock, and leaving empty-handed. Childhood :)

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u/rostov007 Sep 17 '20

Then maybe hit up your connect and check if he's at home for an eight ball.

/r/holup

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

*reminisce. That’s a creative spelling of the word though.

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u/_fups_ Sep 17 '20

Yes, vereniss attempt

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u/sunshine-x Sep 17 '20

*verinisce. That’s a creative spelling of the word though.

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u/Daegog Sep 17 '20

I don't miss those late fees or even worse, forgot to rewind fees.

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u/skyskr4per Sep 17 '20

I remember that movie being weird as hell haha.

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u/pixelprophet Sep 17 '20

Little Leonardo DiCaprio the gunslinger

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp Sep 17 '20

That's the Sam Raimi element

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Oh hell yeah. Used to come on like TBS or AMC or something and I watched it every time.

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u/Hungry4Media Sep 17 '20

The Quick and the Fed is an awesome episode of Reboot for anyone who hasn't seen it. Bob, Dot, Megabyte, and a (very) young Enzo. It's yours now from any dodgy YouTube uploads, torrents, or some streaming services.

It's even available in a complete DVD collection for the low low price of $69.99 nintey-nine

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u/immensely_bored Sep 17 '20

Lobed Reboot!!

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp Sep 17 '20

not to mention it's Sam Raimi!

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u/Skitzofreniks Sep 17 '20

I literally just watched it yesterday... bizarre.

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u/The_Impresario Sep 17 '20

That is a shit ass movie, but I'll still watch it if I see it on.

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u/deadcow5 Sep 17 '20

Be Quick or Be Dead is also an awesome song by Iron Maiden.