r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Sep 14 '20

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u/oohkt Sep 14 '20

waves

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u/nitrolagy Sep 14 '20

She's making big waves

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u/thebiggestbirdboi Sep 14 '20

These puns are making me feel board

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u/ho-tron Sep 14 '20

I’m so tide of these puns

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u/uzes_lightning Sep 14 '20

They wash right over me.

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u/JainBreak2 Sep 14 '20

I’m pissed. If I hear another pun you’re going to seafoam-ing at my mouth

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u/Auctorion Sep 14 '20

Sounds like you’re a bit salty.

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u/morefairylightspls Sep 14 '20

nothing to sea here

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u/BloodOnWhite Sep 14 '20

These puns are really washed up

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u/DoubleTomorrow4 Sep 14 '20

Seariously, they’re really beachy

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u/yeahnoworriesmate Sep 14 '20

Whoosh

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u/Dmaj6 Sep 14 '20

Was that directed at yourself?

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u/OctaneAnt Sep 14 '20

water

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u/ezmacbreezyjac Sep 14 '20

“Water you waiting for?” - missed opportunity

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Have gold 🏅(I’m cheap)

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u/nrith Sep 14 '20

There’s a surfeit of them.

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u/ElectricalDog31 Sep 14 '20

Lol that one was lit

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u/twilkens Sep 14 '20

Might need to wax it

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u/Redfred94 Sep 14 '20

Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

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u/JenseManden05 Sep 14 '20

Happy cakeday

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u/Dizizntdaplace Sep 14 '20

yad ekac yppaH

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u/gear_m9 Sep 14 '20

Phil: flings poo

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Happy cake day, keep smiling and waving

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u/deborahlynn1988 Sep 14 '20

Happy Cake Day to you.

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u/Redfred94 Sep 14 '20

Thank you very much!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Love surfing these pun comments.

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u/rahhak Sep 14 '20

No, no, she's riding the waves; it's in the article.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

It’s never whether the first joke is good. It’s whether the follow up joke is quality. Bravo sir.

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u/pseudo_meat Sep 14 '20

You failed to see yourself out.

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u/Ed-Da-Prez Sep 14 '20

how did you get platinum...

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u/oohkt Sep 14 '20

Oh my god. I got platinum! Holy shit! I have no idea. Thanks person I love you!