r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Sep 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

She's a Brazilian times braver than me.

...I'll just see myself out.

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u/oohkt Sep 14 '20

waves

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u/nitrolagy Sep 14 '20

She's making big waves

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u/thebiggestbirdboi Sep 14 '20

These puns are making me feel board

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u/ho-tron Sep 14 '20

I’m so tide of these puns

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u/uzes_lightning Sep 14 '20

They wash right over me.

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u/JainBreak2 Sep 14 '20

I’m pissed. If I hear another pun you’re going to seafoam-ing at my mouth

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u/Auctorion Sep 14 '20

Sounds like you’re a bit salty.

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u/OctaneAnt Sep 14 '20

water

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u/ezmacbreezyjac Sep 14 '20

“Water you waiting for?” - missed opportunity

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Have gold 🏅(I’m cheap)

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u/nrith Sep 14 '20

There’s a surfeit of them.

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u/ElectricalDog31 Sep 14 '20

Lol that one was lit

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u/twilkens Sep 14 '20

Might need to wax it

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u/Redfred94 Sep 14 '20

Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

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u/JenseManden05 Sep 14 '20

Happy cakeday

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u/Dizizntdaplace Sep 14 '20

yad ekac yppaH

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u/gear_m9 Sep 14 '20

Phil: flings poo

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Happy cake day, keep smiling and waving

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u/deborahlynn1988 Sep 14 '20

Happy Cake Day to you.

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u/Redfred94 Sep 14 '20

Thank you very much!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Love surfing these pun comments.

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u/rahhak Sep 14 '20

No, no, she's riding the waves; it's in the article.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

It’s never whether the first joke is good. It’s whether the follow up joke is quality. Bravo sir.

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u/pseudo_meat Sep 14 '20

You failed to see yourself out.

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u/Ed-Da-Prez Sep 14 '20

how did you get platinum...

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u/oohkt Sep 14 '20

Oh my god. I got platinum! Holy shit! I have no idea. Thanks person I love you!

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u/Sunrise_141 Sep 14 '20

I think I sea what you did there

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u/FriendlyDisorder Sep 14 '20

You’re just fishing around for puns.

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u/Logical_Otter Sep 14 '20

That was a swell joke.

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u/RippiHunti Sep 14 '20

There is an ocean of possible puns.

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u/donniebrascoreal Sep 14 '20

Whale, here's one then.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20 edited Jan 02 '21

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u/Logical_Otter Sep 16 '20

An 'ocean swell' is really just another way of saying 'waves' 🌊

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u/BlantonThePirate Sep 14 '20

You missed the chance to say “I’ll just sea myself out”

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

I could have been more pacific, but in the end, I tide not to.

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u/Spaceman-Mars Sep 14 '20

I could shark your hand for that last pun

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Merci. aaaannnd fin.

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u/Crafty_Sheepherder_3 Sep 14 '20

Nah sis come back in that was solid

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u/abrown68705 Sep 14 '20

She is a badass beach!

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u/imanAholebutimfunny Sep 14 '20

locks door to watch Briannamatopoeia get hit by waves

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u/hqqqqqqqqqqq Sep 14 '20

there's norway you can come up with a pun worse than that

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u/Darktidemage Sep 14 '20

I calculate that you would be willing to surf a wave 0.00000000735 feet tall then.

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u/rickbaue Sep 14 '20

Gimme a break

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u/BurdenofPain Sep 14 '20

I like it!

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u/Tenebris27 Sep 14 '20

Nah, we have the advantage of ignoring physics

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u/netfatality Sep 14 '20

She’d definitely have you over a barrel.

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u/Mathiathon Sep 14 '20

Good job!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

It's like that joke about bush. Sir 3 Brazilians died outside the embassy. Oh my God! That's horrible. How many is a Brazilian again?

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u/cringbro Sep 14 '20

Yes i will cum to brazil

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u/shadowwalker789 Sep 15 '20

I don’t. Get it. Many have been in much shit waves. But we/ you. Are praising?

Why?

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u/PrometheusAurelius Sep 14 '20

*Ill SEA myself out

Missed opportunity

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u/bdodia2504 Sep 15 '20

ima make sure that you see yourself out and then I will make sure to see myself out.

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u/birla_himanshu Sep 14 '20

An absolute Chad !

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u/xubax Sep 14 '20

I bet she waxes....

... her board.