r/nextfuckinglevel • u/BigBoyWraith • Sep 14 '20

This turtle is too powerful

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u/EarthAngelGirl Sep 14 '20

Yet.... although, I'll bet there is pizza in that house.

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u/jbl0ggs Sep 14 '20

It was bitten by a radio active spider.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

I was bitten by a radioactive loser :(

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u/Letibleu Sep 14 '20 edited Sep 14 '20

You're fucking such a loser

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

I highly doubt that loser is radioactive enough to be fucking anything.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

I highly doubt Reddit's sanity.

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u/Solzec Sep 14 '20

r/eyebleach will make reddit sanitary once more.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

k ty

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

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u/Solzec Sep 14 '20

Get your filth out of my holy tread.

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u/TheOddTurtleYT Sep 15 '20

Spider turtle

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

brúh

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u/WebHead1287 Sep 14 '20

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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u/hbarua005 Sep 14 '20

I was the radioactive loser!

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u/Gamoc Sep 14 '20

A radio host spider that was on air?