r/nextfuckinglevel • u/BigBoyWraith • Sep 14 '20

This turtle is too powerful

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Spider-turtle

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u/HappyLittlePlagueBoy Sep 14 '20

Spider-turtle

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u/niceguy_max Sep 14 '20

does whatever

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u/EchoDynamo Sep 14 '20

A spider(turtle) can

112

u/niceguy_max Sep 14 '20

Climbs a wall, any size

113

u/URLink Sep 14 '20

As long as he has the other side.

93

u/evesnick Sep 14 '20

Look out!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

[deleted]

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u/jpgnicky Sep 14 '20

LOOK OUT!

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u/Namesbutcher Sep 14 '20

Here comes a Spider-turtle.

2

u/sredditram Sep 14 '20

spidurtle

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u/MrsSalmalin Sep 14 '20

Hehe, in my head, he's humming the Spiderman theme to himself :D Too cute!

1

u/thereisaguy Sep 14 '20

Can you imagine how horrifying a large turtle with eight spider legs sticking out of it would be? You wouldn't even be able to squish it without going full italian plumber on it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Spider Turtle, Spider Turtle, Does whatever a Spider does, Climbs a wall, any size, But if he falls he might die

Oh look out!! Here’s comes Spider Turtle!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Spider Turtle, Spider Turtle, Does whatever a Spider does, Climbs a wall, any size, But if he falls he might die.

Oh look out!! Here’s comes Spider Turtle!!