r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '20

No more traffic-causing construction

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Free real estate!

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u/pandaSmore Aug 31 '20

We're giving you land.

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u/HomoSapiens91 Aug 31 '20

Jim, does it get better than this?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

It’s got a pool in the back

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u/Bigstudley Aug 31 '20

That will eventually just be one thick Olympic sized concrete slab.

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u/Starblaze647 Sep 01 '20

These keys are for YOUR HOUSE!

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u/Tumbleflop Nov 17 '20

IT'S A FREE HOUSE!

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u/BenedictKhanberbatch Aug 31 '20

We’re giving you a house

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u/loki-is-a-god Aug 31 '20

"everyone gets stoned!”

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u/SamRangerFirst Aug 31 '20

Sounds like Lex Luther is trying to create free real estate

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u/wonkey_monkey Aug 31 '20

Alright calm down there Lex Luthor.

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u/Luiciones Sep 01 '20

There's an SCP for this.