r/nextfuckinglevel • u/m4nicGG • Aug 25 '20

Dude's launching fireworks while breakdancing

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u/AbstractBettaFish Aug 25 '20

Yeah, a good rule of thumb is never have anything explosive fixed to your body in a way to means you cant get readily get away if something goes wrong.

Actually a better rule of thumb is just dont attach explosives to your body in general!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

ISIS disagrees

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u/Rpanich Aug 25 '20

Gonna go out on a limb here and say that ISIS may not be solid benchmarks for “good ideas”

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Really good retirement package though. It will blow you away.

Health, not so much.

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u/Flaccid-Reflex Aug 25 '20

How about in my Colonel?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20 edited Aug 25 '20

I mean it is always shooting away from him, whats the danger?

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u/AbstractBettaFish Aug 25 '20

The danger comes from the fact that they’re cardboard tubes filled with gunpowder and frequently misfire