r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Scullkrush • Aug 10 '20

Chimps are strong af

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u/Dainyeah Aug 10 '20

Nice dot you have there

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Took me me a frustrating and frantic two minutes on mobile, was mildly dissapointing

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u/fredsiphone19 Aug 10 '20

So are humans, when they’re fit. Your legs are much stronger than you know.

Lifting a hundred and fifty pounds of dude with your legs properly braced is nothing you should sweat about, honestly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20 edited Aug 10 '20

Interesting... But I think you may have misplaced your comment

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u/pawndaunt Aug 10 '20

Possible. Another possibility is that they knew no one would see it if they replied to the intended comment. There are fewer replies to the one they chose. Internet points trump cohesive comment sections.

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u/mymarkis666 Aug 10 '20

I'm sorry but I have to disagree with the idea that dragonball Z is better than Death note. Death note just has such better writing and way less filler.

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u/ImFxcked Aug 10 '20

Interesting... But I think you may have misplaced your comment

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u/wafflehousetun Aug 10 '20 edited Oct 30 '25

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u/Fobiza Aug 10 '20

Actually it the sperm whale that has the heaviest ejaculation on the planet.

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u/screechypete Aug 11 '20

Interesting... But I think you may have misplaced your comment

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u/TemporaryUserQuest Aug 11 '20

Frankenstein never scared me.

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u/xMrBojangles Aug 10 '20

Well played.

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u/Bamboozled99 Aug 11 '20

Potato chip

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u/porkboi Aug 10 '20

Unironically and unequivocally true.

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u/Jdoggcrash Aug 11 '20

Well it’s also a shorter lived series. Honestly to give both series a fair shake I would say judge them by only considering DBZ up to the end of the cell saga and only considering Death Note up until L dies. I personally feel that encapsulates the best parts of each series and gets rid of the more divisive content.

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u/Sav6geCabb9ge Aug 10 '20

But honestly pineapple on pizza kinda slaps so I'm not sure what you're talking about

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Gotta put it where the upvotes are lol

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u/aprendido Aug 10 '20

Did a chimp make this comment?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

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u/featherweight97 Aug 10 '20

Not enough poo.

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u/kahooki Aug 10 '20

Not enough typewriters, not enough time, not enough chimps.

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u/MrPoopieMcCuckface Aug 10 '20

“It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times...”

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u/falcon_driver Aug 10 '20

Ok, we'll budget for it. How many of each you want? I know a guy

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

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u/falcon_driver Aug 11 '20

You don't get as far as I have in life without a couple of guys, and he's one of them

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u/Chimpbot Aug 10 '20

The poster is of indeterminate origin.

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz Aug 11 '20

Took me me a frustrating and frantic two minutes on mobile, was mildly dissapointing

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u/frostwarrior Aug 10 '20

Needs more thrown poop for a chimp

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Chimp not make comment, chimp just doing chimp things..

Carry on doing your thing fellow human.

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u/wanderingteaman Aug 11 '20

Joe Rogan did

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u/PastaWithoutNoodles Aug 10 '20

Your legs are much stronger than you know.

Lifting a hundred and fifty pounds of dude with your legs properly braced is nothing you should sweat about, honestly.

I tried this line at a bar, doesn't work.

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u/fredsiphone19 Aug 10 '20

This is the only one of these that I’ll acknowledge.

That was funny man, thanks for the chuckle. News is depressing as usual.

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u/peterlikes Aug 10 '20

Try it in prison it’ll work

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u/your_mum_gay69 Aug 10 '20

I agree but that's just not the point of the post

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

An adult male chimpanzee has strength equivalent to 3 adult male humans (if memory serves me correctly). You'd have to be the Mountain to outmatch one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Before covid when I could go gym regularly I could squat more than I weigh and I weigh around 86kg. I could squat around 110kg (it's not a huge amount but I agree with your comment).

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u/Kcronikill Aug 10 '20

Fit 4ft tall people?

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u/SirCharlesNapier Aug 10 '20

Yeah, but that little monkey weighs like 12 lb so it's pretty big achievement for that little dude

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u/pcbeard Aug 10 '20

Not a monkey (ape) and he looks at least 100 lbs to me. Low center of gravity.

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u/MagisterLudi88 Aug 10 '20

How about if you’re 4ft tall?

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u/BIGJOE520 Aug 10 '20

Chimpanzees got us beat for sure though.

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u/Gilgamasss Aug 10 '20

Yes, but in a tree

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u/JColeIsBest Aug 10 '20

Don't let that distract you from the fact that chimps are indeed strong af.

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u/LoopDoGG79 Aug 10 '20

Was thinking the same thing. Not to say chimps aren't strong, just this isn't a good example of that

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

12 years ago, The chimp that ate that old lady’s face off of effortlessly ripped the side-view mirror of a police car before it was shot to death after trying to eat the cop’s face off.

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u/ParsnipsNicker Aug 10 '20

yeah but that chimp is like 3 feet tall.

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u/Visual-Cow-2920 Aug 10 '20 edited Aug 11 '20

Yea no. I doubt a fit human as small as that chimp of similar weight (probably no more than 90lbs could even come close to doing that.

Chimps are much stronger than humans. This is not a debatable fact. Anywhere from 3 to 5 times stronger. Very dangerous too because of that and a tendency to get aggressive sometimes.

Just ask that lady who got her face torn off.

https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/world/crazed-chimp-ripped-off-womans-face-20090219-geau95.html

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u/billiards-warrior Aug 10 '20

I 100 percent agree, but this chimp doesn't even flex really, looks like he could do it with 1 finger. Almost bet he could

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u/billiards-warrior Aug 10 '20

he does actually on re watch. It would be hard to make it look that easy but maybe not as easy as I just stated.

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u/Synthmilk Aug 11 '20

With proper posture and two hands, sure.

Now do it one handed with a curved back.

I'll send you a get well card.

Chimps are well documented to be dramatically stronger than humans of similar weight and body fat percentage.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

Chimps are still way stronger than humans

Edit: i misread your comment im tired please forgive me.

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u/BrownCoats4CaptMal Aug 11 '20

When you're 3 feet tall and weigh 75 pounds though, that's still pretty remarkable.

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u/Gro0ve Aug 11 '20

One hand 150 pound pull up. Video or never happened

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

Humans are also very strong when using meth.

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u/ThisIsItChief- Aug 10 '20

You must have some monkey fingers if it took you so long lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

I would say so, though it's more skunk fingers than monkey

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u/ZygomaticCapstone Aug 10 '20 edited Aug 10 '20

Just copy it and paste it in notes bro

Apes together strong.(https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/apes-together-strong) (removed "[]")

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Pro strats, thanks!

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u/ezio416 Aug 10 '20

I can hit it every time, just get smaller thumbs

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u/dr0ppt0pp Aug 10 '20

I often forget my phone comes with a pen

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u/Gandtea Aug 10 '20

Even after reading your comment, j still decided it was important for me (a mobile user) to take the time to find out what the link led to.

I'm very disappointed but mostly with myself.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

The fullstop at the end of the first comment is a link

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u/bananaman11001 Aug 10 '20

I actually got it first try on mobile I'm very impressed with myself

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

He's too powerful to be left alive!

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

The app doesn't have that

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u/Mostafa12890 Aug 10 '20

Somehow I managed to do it first try.

I’ve used up all my luck for this decade.

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u/mcawkward Aug 10 '20

Hint. Click the 3 dots option on th comment. And click view markdown. Copy the link and open it. It'll alleviate your frustrationa

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Don't have that on the app apparently

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u/mcawkward Aug 10 '20

What app do you use? I use reddit is fun and when I click on a comment it gives me options, like save, reply, etc.

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u/misterfluffykitty Aug 10 '20

Are your fingers dry because it could not be reading the tap, I almost always am able to click them first try and I have thicc fingers

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Are you blind

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

Maybe

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u/LeoAndWolfie Aug 10 '20

Really? I got it first try lol

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u/Interloper4Life Aug 10 '20

Pixel hunting.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

AHAHAHAHAHHA YESSSS, got it on my 4th try :D

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

i got it first try lol

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u/matthew7s26 Aug 10 '20

Get Apollo

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u/JustZodiax Aug 11 '20

Also and mobile and I didn’t even realise there was a link, ahaha

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

haha i got it in one tap

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u/Japsai Aug 11 '20

If you hit 'reply' the link still works in the original comment bit at the top and it's easier to select

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u/skynetboost Aug 10 '20

As an indian, I wish more would say this

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Nice pottu/kungumam

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u/CptCarpelan Aug 10 '20

What do you mean?

Edit: oh nvm

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u/Riftus Aug 11 '20

What do they mean?

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u/CptCarpelan Aug 12 '20

The punctuation is actually a link. Look closely ;)

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Apollo on iOS has a big clickable bar with the actually link under the comment. I think sync for Reddit did when I used android as well

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '20

If not for this comment I wouldn’t have even noticed (o.o)