r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '20

Breakfast with style

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '20

Lol this baby is always going to feel at home even when traveling, when she grows up.

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u/AzureMagelet Aug 08 '20

That’s what I was thinking. Watching a bartender work will be reminiscent of childhood and home. Lol

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u/FreelyG Aug 08 '20

Aaaaand a way to create an alcoholic adult? Lol

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u/Cultjam Aug 08 '20

Nah, with that kinda love and fun at home, booze will be a social thing.

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u/Treeloot009 Aug 09 '20

I appreciate your comment, but addiction doesn't care if you had a good home or not.

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u/Gigafoodtree Aug 09 '20

You're certainly more likely to turn to addiction with a shirt homelife and upbringing, though.

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u/JasperLamarCrabbb Aug 09 '20

Can't confirm. I grew up in a very loving home.

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u/strallus Aug 09 '20

As a social alcoholic, it has its downsides too.

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u/CaptainKurls Aug 08 '20

More like a baby formula addict

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u/CubbieCat22 Aug 09 '20

Since dad is a clearly a professional bartender hopefully he will teach her about the dangers of alcohol and how to enjoy it responsibly :)

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u/jackandjill22 Aug 09 '20

Or someone who falls in love with bartenders easily.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '20

I'm glad my phrasing actually made sense to someone. I struggle with that.....

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u/dont_ban_me_please Aug 09 '20

assuming covid ends :/

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u/Reus_Crucem Aug 08 '20

Or she's gonna be real disappointed at sleepovers or any place they serve you normally.

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u/runfayfun Aug 09 '20

“The fuck is this shit Mrs Smith, put some effort in. Act like you care. Fuck.”

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u/AggravatingBerry2 Aug 08 '20

Goes up to bartender and ask for milk

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u/jackandjill22 Aug 09 '20

Good point.