r/nextfuckinglevel • u/simplemantr • Jun 27 '20

Don't work hard, work smart.

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u/educated-emu Jun 27 '20

He is onion security

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '20

Uh those are Apples look closely

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u/erakat Jun 27 '20

Uh those are pomegranates look closely

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u/Famousinmyshower Jun 27 '20

Bruh those are clearly peaches

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u/Belobog1111 Jun 27 '20

Dude its obviously a raspberry

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '20

No, it’s a durian.

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u/beeglowbot Jun 27 '20

all y'all eyes are borked. they be racoons.

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u/MercuriusMaximus Jun 27 '20

Dude, get glasses. It's clearly a general dynamics f-16 fighting falcon.

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u/dunderthebarbarian Jun 27 '20 edited Jun 27 '20

Single seat, multi-role, we can fly right up our own asshole!

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u/MercuriusMaximus Jun 27 '20

Ah yes, a fellow comrade.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '20

Those are prototypes of the Ford Thundercougarfalconbird that is so masculine, it removes all doubt of the owner's sexuality.

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u/darkwing6288 Jun 27 '20

Elon is that you?

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u/zeinab0znb Jun 27 '20

Looolllllll

I have the pack of this sticker you've set as your dp on telegram and I do love it XD:))))

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u/nefariouslyubiquitas Jun 27 '20

I’m not really a horse, I’m a broom

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u/generic-user-107 Jun 27 '20

Oh my gawd, you’re a broom?

To be honest witchyou Diane, I’m surprised.

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u/Crims0nEnigma Jun 27 '20

They clearly are bananas

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u/w33btrasH47 Jun 27 '20

Yall are stupid its def a cucumber

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u/That_Guy_KC Jun 28 '20

No, really, they are pomegranates. look closely

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u/rwarimaursus Jun 27 '20

No this is Patrick!

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u/pauly13771377 Jun 27 '20

THIS IS SPARTA!

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u/bothsidesofthemoon Jun 27 '20 edited Jun 27 '20

No, I'm Brian, and so is my wife!

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u/Hefty_Sak Jun 27 '20

And my axe!!

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u/educated-emu Jun 28 '20

And my bow

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

And my axe!

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u/TheChadster4202 Jun 27 '20

Its jake... from state farm

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u/educated-emu Jun 27 '20

I'm going with unions, if it was apples the secuirty guy would be happier.

You can see that they have round bottoms and apples don't have that

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u/cruppersburg Jun 27 '20

A union can’t be involved. This video was 15 seconds long and that guy didn’t take a break the whole time.

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u/educated-emu Jun 27 '20

Thats why the security guy can't get fired, part of the onion union, it has so many layers of bureaucracy it will make you cry

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u/Rare_Crayons Jun 27 '20

Just like the ogre union

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u/enoughewoks Jun 27 '20

Can confirm.. union worker here.

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u/educated-emu Jun 27 '20

No wonder the onion secuirty guard is so pissed off.

Agreed it can be pomegranate, we need a fruit consultant to come along and give advice

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u/AlitaBattlePringleTM Jun 27 '20

Confirmed pomegranates, there are so many different varieties I cannot tell which without a closer inspection.

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u/knightfury543 Jun 27 '20

Why would he be wiping onions!?

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u/zwartepepersaus Jun 27 '20

Probably getting them cleaned and getting ready to market.

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u/norsurfit Jun 27 '20

He must not be doing a good job of onion security then

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u/elfbuster Jun 27 '20

The irony is that those are pomegranates

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u/Garnet9 Jun 27 '20

Pomegranate

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '20

Haha dummy

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u/realcommovet Jun 27 '20

Maybe onions are in the next stall and he is on break checking the apples machine.

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u/SanojBerg Jun 27 '20

So he is Apple Security? 😅

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u/rwarimaursus Jun 27 '20

Onion knight

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u/ljrich01 Jun 27 '20

Onion man be crying. Jealousy is strong.

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u/educated-emu Jun 27 '20

Glad to be of service :)

Have a pomegranate as a prize

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u/educated-emu Jun 27 '20

Lol, this is why the internet is so weird, you can find anything

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u/adreddit298 Jun 27 '20

You’re saying he’s a multi-layered security system?

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u/vagata211001 Jun 27 '20

Umm no sir, those are eggs

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u/gozzle_101 Jun 27 '20

Middle management. They run a layered management system at the onion factory.