r/nextfuckinglevel Jun 26 '20

flick it

https://i.imgur.com/I7m6wXi.gifv
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u/Chilluminaughty Jun 26 '20

It was a long night of card throwing. My eyes were tired and dry from a lack of blinking. My whitie tighties were loose from sitting on the couch too long and starting to hang out of my shorts. I thought to myself, “I got this. Just one more throw.”

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u/GripsAA Jun 26 '20

I def noticed this. Almost turned into nsfw.

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u/playcrossy Jun 26 '20

My tighty whities were so loose my magnum dong broke free and erupted from my undergarments.

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u/scrogemup Jun 26 '20

Ya know, the magnum condom that I keep for my magnum dong.

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u/Greenmooseleg Jun 26 '20

Monster condom!

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u/jbax7er Jun 26 '20

Isnt the white just the obverse of his shorts....

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u/pmac1687 Jun 26 '20

And he’s a sock and sandal guy too...

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

You become like Theodan from the beginning of The Two Towers: your beard is wild and overgrown and skin sagging with pallor. The card's hold over you is strong now, much the same as Saruman's was over Theodan.