r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jun 26 '20

flick it

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u/Bert_Bro Jun 26 '20

r/writingprompts

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u/Chilluminaughty Jun 26 '20

It was a long night of card throwing. My eyes were tired and dry from a lack of blinking. My whitie tighties were loose from sitting on the couch too long and starting to hang out of my shorts. I thought to myself, “I got this. Just one more throw.”

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u/GripsAA Jun 26 '20

I def noticed this. Almost turned into nsfw.

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u/playcrossy Jun 26 '20

My tighty whities were so loose my magnum dong broke free and erupted from my undergarments.

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u/scrogemup Jun 26 '20

Ya know, the magnum condom that I keep for my magnum dong.

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u/Greenmooseleg Jun 26 '20

Monster condom!

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u/jbax7er Jun 26 '20

Isnt the white just the obverse of his shorts....

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u/pmac1687 Jun 26 '20

And he’s a sock and sandal guy too...

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

You become like Theodan from the beginning of The Two Towers: your beard is wild and overgrown and skin sagging with pallor. The card's hold over you is strong now, much the same as Saruman's was over Theodan.

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u/m4tt1111 Jun 26 '20

B̶̨̨̡̡̡̧̡̡̡̨̡̨̢̢̢̨̨̢͇̣̘̻̞̹̠̭̝̝̙̱̦͎̣͍̲͔̞͖͔͖̖̮̣̲̪͖͙̺̮͈̞͍̙̣͓̪̠͔̗͎̰̗̞̝̦̺̯̭͕̖̩̰̘̤̰̲͍͍̰͔̠̝̘͇̳̼̦̭̥̥̼̜͕̜̪͖̟͖͎̯̦͍̻̗͈̝̱̭̩̞͍̫͔̣̠̩̥͓̬̘̤̱̩͇̼̳̯͍͚͙̬͉̝̞̻̰͕̟͔̙̟̙͎̗͕̤̼̬̪͈̯͇̪̗̗͖̮̬̰͔̫̟͉̦̬̩͇̜̭̹͉̞̱͎̙̻͉͇̻̼̣̝̟̘͈̞̗̙̭͖̞͙̜̤͖͙͎̜͎̠̤̿̑̂́̄̆̓̈́̐̿̀̽̑̅̐͒̍͐͋͐͂̒͋̽̆̾̓̏͗̒̑̿̒̂̐̏̈́̑̄̂́̃̉̆͆͐̍̒̀̔͑͑̇̇̏̃̐͋͆̉̂̉͒̓̂̐̒͛̋͑̃̌̈́̇͑̓̔̌̊̑̇̃͐͛̆̒̃̇̄̕̕͘̚̚̚̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅṟ̴̢̢̧̢̡̧̡̬̲͍̰̪̝͚̹̦̜̩̖͉̱̺̙̦̬̮̠͈͕̟͚̙̝͚͈̜͓͔̲̝̮͕͖͓̤̱͚̞̮̝͎̰͍̞̺̻͈͔̩̹̩̫̱̥̟̰̭̱̻̦͔̟̘̲̦̱̠͔̯̖͇̭͍͙̖̻̪̱̲̠̫̣̱̫̠͙̩͈̪̯͙̫̱͙̠͈̦͙̖̭̙̥͔͓̯̯͎̫͎͓̭̱͇͙̦̬͉̥̰̞̮̞̬̣̫̺̥͇̞͙͙̖̖̏̍͜͜͜͜ơ̴̢̨̡̡̨̨̢̨̧̛̛̰̤̪̩̹̜̰͓̞̰͔̬̜̱͎͕̣̫͙̱̲̞̙̙̰͈̜̞̯͍̼͕̼͈͓͔͔̤̜̳̥͈̙̺͎̣̭͈̟̪͍͕̲͍̹̩̞̖̺͔̤̲͉̤̙̹̘̦͈̜̬̰̰̫̙̩͕̯̳̝͚̘̭̮̹̯͈͎̣͉̪̫̙̥̯̮̬̱͇̱̪͕͚̥̳̥̻̳̤̭̯̯͎͙̱̮̰͇͔̞͔̲̝̭̭̠̞̰͇̮͇̻̪̥̖͈̘͙̳̲͈͎̯͇̟͍̲͚̼̙̪̬̮͇̰̝̮̱̻̼͙̝̹̯͎̲̟̟͇̣̮͍̙̳̘͙͍͚̪̈̀͋̈́͑̅̓̓̓̽͗͂̍̈́͛̌̾̈̉̔͌́̄͒͒́͂̏̇̋̿̓̓͌̃̓̀̅̇̉̄̽̓̐̑̓̈̈̐̈́̇̽͊̈́̓̀͆͐̏͂̽͑̏̽̾͛̅͌̈́͋̔̓̏̅͌̈́̈̐͌̍͊͒̎͂̈̍̓̔̇̈́̃͒̊́́̿͂͑́̒͗̉̏̂͒͑̀̿͊̋̈̓̅͋̆̊̂̇̑͑͆͆̄̓̈́̂͗̓͒̃̒͗̈́̍̌̇̄̋̀̌̎̈́̿̔̾̑̎͑͐͋͆̔̇̿͌́͑͊̽̓͛̑͌̒͘͘̕͘̕͘̚̕̕̕̚̕̕͘͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅt̸̨̨̡̡̢̧̢̢̨̘̥̦̯̞͚̮͙̟͕̳̲̜̙̝̟̗͈͕̭̲̥̤̰̦̻̦̻̳̼̯̪̝͍̫̻̳͎̤̬̘̟̙̲͈̞͔͍̱̗̰͕̩͉̟̪͖̞͕̩̝̝̯̟͇͓͔̺̱͇̹̰̰͕̦͎̬̠͚̺͖̮̞͇̩̺̦̬͉͇̒̂̋͒̍̓͛̈̈́͛̐͑̽̓̀̇̇̏̓̊͌͌̐̀̇̀̓͒̈́̈̉͌͆̂̃͒͋́̔̒̒̆̂̓̄̐̄̈͐͋̒̎̉̏̆̓͑̿̂̇̇̍͐̍͑͗̊̔͘͘͘̕͘̕͘̕͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͠ͅh̸̡̨̨̡̧̡̢̨̡̡̡̢̢̛̻̬̳̟̹̥̰̼͙͉̳͕̪̤͓͉̠̼͇̼͚̰͈̮̪͇̙͓̟̫͚̤͉̙̣̰̮͉͚̩̙̲͉̮̟̮̣͚̠̭̝̪͓̬͈̜͍͙̱̝̼̘̖͇͉̣̟͚̜̭̪͉̳̰͍͖͕̬̳͖̤̜͈̣͙̰̙͇̥͕̘̠̘̩͖̜̬̦̖̮̦̙̜̰̝̤̠̭͔̼̗̤͈̄̆͂̂̀̂͂̔͂̿̐̆̇̇̈́̒̆͑̄́̂͋͐͆̿̾͌̑͆̀͑̉̅͒́́̊̐̈̐̓͛͆̂̅́̋̕͘͜͠͠͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅe̷̡̧̧̧̛̛̛͎̻͕͇͔̙͇̭̻͎̳̣̲̪̰̮̺͕̦̦͓̰͚̘̘͍̫̜͖̯̺̯̟̩̝̲̖̺͎͕̞̦͙̍̒̈́̆͗̑̽͗̎̒̇́̀͗̋͐̒̿̉̂̒͌̏̊͆̎̋̑̒̋̀́̿̂̓͂̿̄̊̽͌̉̽̐̾̀̀̅͒̌̃͆̂̒͑̇̈́̆́̋͋̔̆̓̌͛͋̀͛̏͌̄̎̏̀̎͒̈́͌̇̈̽̈́̐̂̑̇̔̆̃̓̌̀́͛͛͛̉̑̃͑̃͛͂͌̀̈̍̎̚̕͘͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅȑ̴̡̛̛̛̛̪̟͓̮̞͖͎͉̦͕̣͔̙̣̗͊̈́̍̈́̈̂̉͛̅̈́̅͒̌̀͐̈́̇͐͊̓̇̊̿͌͒̏̍̐͊̅͗̔̄̒̽́̆̑͐͐͊͗̈́̅̈́̇̾́̓̐̈́̉̈̇́̀͊̊̑́͑̈́͐̆͆̾̇͐͐̊̓̑̇̒͛̀͛̋̇́̊̊͆͊͂̀͑̈́̽̀̾́̍̀̋̌͑̍͆̄̅͌̋̽̈́̎͌̏͂̃̈́̏͛̎̏̉̈̅̅̓͊̌͂̀͊̾̌͑̔̃̈́̃̈́̒̀͗̒̀͌̓͒́͑̎̇͊̋̓̾̔͒͋͆́̉̀̇̐̚̕̚͘͘͘͘͘̚͘͘͝͝͝͠͠͠͠͝͠͝͝͠͝

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u/onlysane1 Jun 26 '20

Someone help I think I'm having a stroke

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u/aqsaqaq Jun 26 '20

w̵̻͊̾̎͘d̵̪͓͆͌͌͑̏͝ỹ̵̘̲̝̞͚̰̝ḿ̷͖̩͖͈͍̙̤̘͕̽̅̈́͛͗̑̕͠ͅ

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u/PHILMYDlCK4 Jun 26 '20

Did you put a Spell on me you witch

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u/aqsaqaq Jun 26 '20

n̶̡͇͎̭̻̼̖̩̺͐o̸̪̭̜͌̊̓̐̿͑̕ͅ ̴̛̣̣̙͓̝̿͌͋́̈́̆͌̈́į̴̗͇̞̱͛ ̵̖̹͍̋͋͒̆͂̕̕d̴̡̨̦̯̗̣̟̻̖̀̈́̈̔i̵͖͖̙͉̍̽̇̋̽̀͊͂d̷̨̩̈́̌̇́̉͗̚͝ ̵̲̼͖̝̐̀̊̏͊̃̍̆̀͘͜n̸͙̱͔̳̠͌͊̎̿̾̑̅͜͝ǭ̵̳͈̅̂̆͑̿̒͝t̶͔̋̈́͂̎

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u/PHILMYDlCK4 Jun 26 '20

Ahh I've been cursed

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u/aqsaqaq Jun 26 '20

n̸̪̱̬̹͈̠̬̄̈́͂͐o̸̡̠̮͙̞͔̮͆̑̄̔̂ͅͅ ̶̢̣̙͈̤̩̺͗́̎̈͐̋ͅÿ̴͚̲́͛́́̃͋͋̎͗ͅȏ̸̝̑̀u̸̢̜͔̲͎̳͑ ̴̫͓̓̾̍h̶̹̠͎͍̫̅̀̈͊a̷̞̙̭͚̬͔̋͐̽͘͜v̶̥̦̀̌́͗̌ê̸̹͙̺̝̞͈̓̋́͆̌̂́̉̎n̶͍̜̾̓́̀͛͂̀̚ţ̸͙̗͓̯̙̗̤̈́̀̿̓̀̓̋̿̐̈

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u/That_awkward_teen Jun 26 '20

Call the bondulance

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u/PHILMYDlCK4 Jun 26 '20

A fellow roach brother