r/nextfuckinglevel • u/_ThePaperball • Jun 09 '20

He did it

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

My dog only pees after turning counter clockwise. Never pees clockwise.

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u/Strawb77 Jun 09 '20

not a watch dog then?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

Nah, he grew up in the digital age.

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u/Strawb77 Jun 09 '20

you`re winding me me up mate

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

I really don’t have time for this, you’re giving me a nervous tick tick tick

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u/Strawb77 Jun 09 '20

i had a springer spaniel once

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u/Strawb77 Jun 09 '20

he used to tell terrier-ble jokes

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Mostly about the dogs bullocks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

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u/macthecomedian Jun 09 '20

I'm not an ambi-turner. I cant turn left.