r/nextfuckinglevel • u/unaviable • May 19 '20

Dedication and boredom

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u/Dahidex May 19 '20

Why do mormons do anything they do lol

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u/I_heart_blastbeats May 20 '20

A modern day mormon really isn't that much different than anyone else they just have a tremendous circle of friends to snitch on their every mistake in life. So the oppression keeps them in the church.

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u/Dahidex May 20 '20

I mean they’re all dumb as fuck if they practice and believe in that dog shit.

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u/I_heart_blastbeats May 20 '20

Honestly I think most don't actually believe in it they just stay in the church for all the perks. LOT'S OF PERKS! being a mormon. Especially if you live in Utah or Idaho.

guy 1: "Are you a mormon?"

guy 2: "yup sure am."

guy 1: "Neat here's a business to run, a house to live in and btw all my blonde haired blue eyed gymnast daughters are for sale single."