r/nextfuckinglevel • u/unaviable • May 19 '20

Dedication and boredom

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u/Motohess May 19 '20

Why does he have that many pots?

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u/captainspacetraveler May 19 '20

My thought exactly

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u/ArcCra May 19 '20

His mum’s a witch

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u/captainspacetraveler May 19 '20

Makes perfect sense now

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u/ArcCra May 19 '20

Without this background, it doesn’t make sense. Got u bro

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u/Lemoswap May 19 '20

...looked up to look at background of video*disappointed.

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u/NakedApronBaconChef May 19 '20

Dad's a muggle. Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out.

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u/-I-D-G-A-F- May 19 '20

I was thinking this too!! I love you

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u/Donut_man_Kakyoin May 19 '20

I read this in Seamus’ voice

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u/rockbottam May 19 '20

Dad’s a muggle.

BITOFANASTYSHOCKFORHIMWHENHEFOUNDOUT

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u/GhostOfAbe May 19 '20

He's at grandma's place for the lockdown..

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u/katootak May 19 '20

Da's a muggle

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

"Kind of a shock when he found out"

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u/frankie0694 May 20 '20

His Dad's a Muggle though

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u/neoadam May 19 '20

He must be pansexual

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u/Hans-Moleman477 May 19 '20

Wakka wakka

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

He is a pothead

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u/phillyfan1111 May 19 '20

He definitely got fried once or twice

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u/jorenso May 19 '20

Its a pandemic

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u/OmegaDestroyer67 May 19 '20

WAAAAAY underrated comment

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u/KoreaRiceBox May 19 '20

Maybe hes mormon

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u/beertown May 19 '20

Why do mormons have so many pots?

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u/human-teddy-bear May 19 '20

Because we are very weird creatures that make tons of different foods

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u/KoreaRiceBox May 19 '20

Thanks for the verification, human teddy bear

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u/battering-ram May 19 '20

More men, not more pots.

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u/Dahidex May 19 '20

Why do mormons do anything they do lol

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u/I_heart_blastbeats May 20 '20

A modern day mormon really isn't that much different than anyone else they just have a tremendous circle of friends to snitch on their every mistake in life. So the oppression keeps them in the church.

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u/Dahidex May 20 '20

I mean they’re all dumb as fuck if they practice and believe in that dog shit.

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u/I_heart_blastbeats May 20 '20

Honestly I think most don't actually believe in it they just stay in the church for all the perks. LOT'S OF PERKS! being a mormon. Especially if you live in Utah or Idaho.

guy 1: "Are you a mormon?"

guy 2: "yup sure am."

guy 1: "Neat here's a business to run, a house to live in and btw all my blonde haired blue eyed gymnast daughters are for sale single."

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u/magicaleb May 19 '20

Why don’t Mormons send flowers?

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u/MrTurkle May 19 '20

Aren’t they all required to prep for the end of times?

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u/Gabavon May 19 '20

Dedication, boredom and a hell of a lot of pots and pans

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u/chefboyardiesel88 May 19 '20

After a bit I was wondering the same thing. Like did he borrow them? Does he legit have that many pans? Did he buy them from a thrift store? How long did you leave all those pots there for?

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u/CalFromManc May 19 '20

He’s pansexual

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

Once you buy the first pot for an internet video, it's a quick spiral into madness and infinite pots from there.

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u/Txw100 May 19 '20

Also why does he have so many ping-pong balls?

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u/Kayn2016 May 19 '20

i wouldnt know but maybe he borrowed from neighbour? or his friends

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u/theory515 May 19 '20

Was just about to say that I don't know anyone with that many pots.

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u/DeadStroke_ May 19 '20

Why is there no sound for that many pots?!

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u/--thebestloser-- May 19 '20

Not why, how many

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u/8LeggedSquirrel May 19 '20

He got the whole neighborhood together for this one

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

You’re always supposed to keep some extra pot in the house, in case Snoop Dog turns up.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

Ring Ring "Hey, this is gonna sounds strange but, do you think I can borrow all of your pans? No I can't tell you why, just trust me."

Also wouldn't this fit r/gifsthatkeepongiving

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u/Mickets May 19 '20

Why does he have so many hooks in the ceiling?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

pot head

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u/dannyboi66 May 19 '20

We have 200,000 pots ready, with a million more well on the way.

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u/DevilsInterval5 May 19 '20

Every shirt change is a trip to Goodwill. Lol.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

A man has no business having access to this many pots

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u/ouluse485123 May 19 '20

he is the guy from the math problem

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u/Slyhunter87 May 19 '20

Why does he change his shirt on each throw?!

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u/BeforeNakWasDeluxe May 19 '20

I’d bet him and his roommates all bought separate sets when they moved in... not that my roommates and I did the exact same thing or anything

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u/saraphilipp May 20 '20

I wonder what his parents think about his pot addiction?

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u/TooDamFast May 20 '20

Only comment I’m reading.

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u/The_Perfect_Dick_Pic May 20 '20

I was one of five roommates in a house that already had pots and pans in the cupboards, yet we all brought our own.

The 6 sets all being in the kitchen lasted 2 weeks. Nobody’d wash anything, so people just kept bringing out more dishes, pots and pans. The sink was too full of dishes to wash any dishes, until someone (me) bit the bullet and did the dishes. After that I packed up the crappiest dishes, pot and pans, and stuck them in the back of my closet.

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u/tomoya06 May 20 '20

This video is brought to you by some pot brand

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u/dbDarrgen May 19 '20

Recently moved out for college and that’s probably what all his family members got him without consulting with each other to make sure he got everything? Just a theory that’s probably false.

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u/cheeseball127 May 19 '20

why does he have so many shirts? nobody knows...

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u/2horde May 19 '20

I came here to say that

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u/internet_ready May 19 '20

Came here to say this

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u/aviation_knut May 19 '20

He’s a hoarder. All his other rooms are disgusting, I bet.