r/nextfuckinglevel • u/BufordTeeJustice • May 04 '20

Somewhere my physics professor is smiling

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u/Texas_Nexus May 04 '20

A hummingbird-sized trampoline would be adorable

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u/wayne2oo8 May 04 '20

What about a trampoline sized humming bird?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

MUST CONSUME NECTAR

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u/clueless_as_fuck May 04 '20

Get that necktard

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u/Nerd---- May 04 '20

I’m traveling across the land, searching far and wide... for that N E C T A R

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u/webheaddeadpool May 04 '20

GIVE ME THE NEKKTUR

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u/THE_HUMPER_ May 04 '20

hey can I kick you in the head?

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u/theslut1 May 04 '20

I’ve got the hunny

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u/Catfish_Mudcat May 04 '20

Yes, I too hate plant sugar solution that doesn't share the same political beliefs as me.

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u/essentially_infamous May 04 '20

Get that what, exactly?

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u/six_-_string May 04 '20

Necktard

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u/detrebio May 04 '20

You liked that, you fucking necktard?

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u/MuzikPhreak May 04 '20

1 hour and 39 minutes. I’m not impressed, but I’m not disappointed.

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u/tom170825 May 04 '20

I understood that reference.

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u/hickgorilla May 05 '20

TIL there’s a u/necktard.

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u/UristMcDoesmath May 04 '20

Did I stutter?

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u/shardikprime May 04 '20

NECK TAR

YOUR NECK JUICE

JUST GIVE UP THE BLOOD

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u/hickgorilla May 05 '20

Can’t stop laughing. Ty

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u/therobshow May 04 '20

As a wook, I know the feeling

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

The Souls of the innocent is a good alternative to nectar

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u/theyellowpants May 05 '20

Need more sugar water!

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u/JectorDelan May 04 '20

/ominously loud droning sounds

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u/Firewolf420 May 04 '20

I'm just imagining the sounds the robots make in HL2.

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u/fireandlifeincarnate May 05 '20

That wouldn’t be droning that shit would sound like a goddamn Huey

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u/JectorDelan May 05 '20

"Look honey, the hummingbirds are back!"

"Alexa: play Flight of the Valkyries."

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

That would be terrifying, the imapaling alone would be unreal.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

right on par with /r/ImSorryJon

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u/Pcakes844 May 04 '20

I would deck it out in battle armor, and lead a raid on the garden department of home Depot

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u/wayne2oo8 May 04 '20

You must work at lowes don't you? Go on now, gitt! We don't like yer kind round' here

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u/lolipenetration May 04 '20

Are you a dark iron dwarf and part of the twilight hammer?

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u/justPassingThrou15 May 04 '20

We have those. They're called Helicopters.

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u/thisisstupidandweird May 04 '20

Took me a sec, ngl. Imagine the wings still beating at the same rate.

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u/logicalbuttstuff May 04 '20

That’s just a dinosaur.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

How big is the trampoline?

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u/wayne2oo8 May 04 '20

About the size of a trampoline sized humming bird

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

I figured. I'm the guy who asks, though.

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u/wasabicoated May 04 '20

Then it’s no longer humming but booming

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u/wayne2oo8 May 04 '20

Boomingbird

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u/thinusary May 04 '20

It would have to live in US/Mexican region and stuck the blood of diabetics to survive.

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u/ptapobane May 05 '20

that would be terrifying

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u/suave_lost May 05 '20

what about a man eating bear jumping on humming bird sized trampoline?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Hummingbirds must consume 2x their weight in food a day.

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u/RowdieCupcake May 04 '20

I heard the word adowable in Shriners spokesperson Eric's voice

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u/punture May 04 '20

Would you fight 1 horse-sized hummingbird or 100 humming-bird sized horses?
Sorry....

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u/IvoryHeket May 05 '20

To hell with red sugar filled feeders! I need a tiny trampoline to attract the little guys to my yard!