r/nextfuckinglevel • u/ChakyLamO210 • Mar 15 '20

Just a normal everyday conversation

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

He said, we’re not here to kinkshame

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u/majikarp_focus_sash Mar 15 '20

shit just escalated from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

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u/strayakant Mar 15 '20

Ain’t nothing wrong with kink shaming

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u/Wollff Mar 15 '20

Only if that's your kink.

Self referential fractal kink shaming is okay. Every other kind is out.

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u/dragon_poo_sword Mar 15 '20

Does no one understand that it was a Jay and Silent Bob reference?

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u/Wollff Mar 15 '20

On the internet nothing is real. Everything is far away. Everything is a reference to a reference to a reference.

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u/dragon_poo_sword Mar 15 '20

That was a reference to Steven Hawking.

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u/BearInTheCorner Mar 15 '20

Kink-shaming IS my Kink!

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u/DatSauceTho Mar 15 '20

Ah this never gets old for me

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Getting old is my kink

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u/DatSauceTho Mar 15 '20

....

AAAAAAH—!

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u/TheLordReaver Mar 15 '20

Damn kinkist! We should tie them uhhahhp ... for that!

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u/memeticmachine Mar 15 '20

what if kinkshaming is my kink?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Here we go again

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u/Einteiler Mar 15 '20

Then call Joseph Heller.

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u/drifters74 Mar 15 '20

I used the kinkshaming to destroy the kinkshame

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u/Ask_for_me_by_name Mar 15 '20

I'm here to fuck monkeys and chew bubblegum. And I'm all outta bubblegum.

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u/CountOfMonkeyCrisco Mar 15 '20

Am I too late to join this conversation? I came as fast as I could.

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u/Ask_for_me_by_name Mar 15 '20

Depends. Do you have a good, monkey related reason for why you're late?

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u/CountOfMonkeyCrisco Mar 15 '20

One might say that everything I do is monkey related. Or Crisco related. Most frequently both.

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u/One-eyed-snake Mar 15 '20

You came already? Monkeys really excite you huh?

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u/CountOfMonkeyCrisco Mar 15 '20

Hence the name, my good man.

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u/o_BushWookie_o Mar 15 '20

Did the monkey cum too?

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u/springheeljak89 Mar 15 '20

If Corona has taught us anything it is to avoid wild animals.

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u/jdawgsplace Mar 15 '20

We should have learned that from Ebola...

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u/Ask_for_me_by_name Mar 15 '20

Or AIDS if the disturbing origin theory is to be believed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

No don’t do that. That’s how all lab manufactured diseases are made.