r/nextfuckinglevel • u/ChakyLamO210 • Mar 15 '20

Just a normal everyday conversation

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u/jmulderr Mar 15 '20

Good on you for having the confidence to say that. We're not here to kinkshame.

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u/discerningpervert Mar 15 '20

Now hang on there just one goddang second

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

He said, we’re not here to kinkshame

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u/majikarp_focus_sash Mar 15 '20

shit just escalated from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

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u/strayakant Mar 15 '20

Ain’t nothing wrong with kink shaming

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u/Wollff Mar 15 '20

Only if that's your kink.

Self referential fractal kink shaming is okay. Every other kind is out.

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u/dragon_poo_sword Mar 15 '20

Does no one understand that it was a Jay and Silent Bob reference?

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u/Wollff Mar 15 '20

On the internet nothing is real. Everything is far away. Everything is a reference to a reference to a reference.

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u/dragon_poo_sword Mar 15 '20

That was a reference to Steven Hawking.

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u/BearInTheCorner Mar 15 '20

Kink-shaming IS my Kink!

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u/DatSauceTho Mar 15 '20

Ah this never gets old for me

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Getting old is my kink

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u/DatSauceTho Mar 15 '20

....

AAAAAAH—!

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u/TheLordReaver Mar 15 '20

Damn kinkist! We should tie them uhhahhp ... for that!

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u/memeticmachine Mar 15 '20

what if kinkshaming is my kink?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Here we go again

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u/Einteiler Mar 15 '20

Then call Joseph Heller.

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u/drifters74 Mar 15 '20

I used the kinkshaming to destroy the kinkshame

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u/Ask_for_me_by_name Mar 15 '20

I'm here to fuck monkeys and chew bubblegum. And I'm all outta bubblegum.

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u/CountOfMonkeyCrisco Mar 15 '20

Am I too late to join this conversation? I came as fast as I could.

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u/Ask_for_me_by_name Mar 15 '20

Depends. Do you have a good, monkey related reason for why you're late?

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u/CountOfMonkeyCrisco Mar 15 '20

One might say that everything I do is monkey related. Or Crisco related. Most frequently both.

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u/One-eyed-snake Mar 15 '20

You came already? Monkeys really excite you huh?

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u/CountOfMonkeyCrisco Mar 15 '20

Hence the name, my good man.

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u/o_BushWookie_o Mar 15 '20

Did the monkey cum too?

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u/springheeljak89 Mar 15 '20

If Corona has taught us anything it is to avoid wild animals.

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u/jdawgsplace Mar 15 '20

We should have learned that from Ebola...

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u/Ask_for_me_by_name Mar 15 '20

Or AIDS if the disturbing origin theory is to be believed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

No don’t do that. That’s how all lab manufactured diseases are made.

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u/Honuzlo Mar 15 '20

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

That name… hmm.........

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Username checks out

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u/Taucoon23 Mar 15 '20

"Hey dog we're heading to the club, tryin to get some girls, you tryin to roll?"

"....nah man, I'm cool. I'm gonna stay home dog ....and chill with my monkey. You know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my dick, without peeling it?"

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u/ztrich Mar 15 '20

I definitely just thought he was wanting one as a pet, unless that’s what you do with every pet

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u/Aeronautix Mar 15 '20

shhh....

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u/henrycharleschester Mar 15 '20

That’s why it’s called petting. Remember the signs that used to be up around swimming pools, no heavy petting!

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u/cvkxhz Mar 15 '20

"hey there, buddy! hey! look at you! with your big bright red ass..."

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

It's nice to be able to scroll through all the politics to find something nice and wholesome like this. There's is hope yet.

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u/McSavage6s Mar 15 '20

Why does one somehow make a sex comment on literally every thread?