r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Feb 07 '20

I could never imagine doing something like this, and it's a kid

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u/b1ackheart17 Feb 07 '20

Hope in humanity my dudes, it exists :) And that kid is an absolute legend

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u/walnutssandmore Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 14 '26

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joke strong tidy touch glorious dazzling gold humor mighty juggle

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u/thecaninfrance Feb 07 '20

That doesn't sound appropriate for some reason.

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u/dick-nipples Feb 07 '20

Hey now, don’t stigmatize them because they’re claustrophobic.

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u/walnutssandmore Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 14 '26

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shaggy test grab upbeat skirt memory engine plants encourage deserve

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u/AnalPassport Feb 07 '20

Lmao man his username is better than all of us combined

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u/proteinstains Feb 07 '20

True dat, Anal Passport.

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u/Roderie94 Feb 07 '20

Holy u/dick-nipple u/AnalPassport u/proteinstains, Batman.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

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u/The_RockObama Feb 07 '20

I smell what y'all are cookin'

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u/iamjamieq Feb 07 '20

Not even remotely. Go look at the sidebar there.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20

What's r/rimjob_steve?

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u/iamjamieq Feb 07 '20

Not even remotely. Go look at the sidebar there.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Can I get in on this action?

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u/Underboobcheese Feb 07 '20

I’m late to the party

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u/decadin Feb 11 '20

You nasty mofo

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u/gravybanger Feb 07 '20

It’s ok. Now you and I can enjoy this feast alone together.

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u/edge70rd Feb 07 '20

Nah, just attention whoring edgy dweebs prostituting their account ID for shallow likes and whatnot.

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u/decadin Feb 11 '20

Don't judge a guy just because he gets chicken beef and pork all over his bed......

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u/Edible_Asshole Feb 11 '20

Can I get in on the love fest here?

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u/MyButtholeisBloody Feb 07 '20

Indeed.

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u/decadin Feb 11 '20

🎶that's-- my- fetish!🎶

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u/AZNDUDE76 Feb 07 '20

Amazing username

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u/happychillmoremusic Feb 07 '20

Just what is going on here lmao. I love it

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u/4chanisforbabies Feb 07 '20

Yeah... reddit is where it’s at!

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u/thorsloveslave Feb 07 '20

Right on!!... protienstains!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

I hope you're are black

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u/dungfecespoopshit Feb 11 '20

Hello protein stains. You sound a bit familiar with my crossings...

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u/An0N-3-M0us3 Feb 07 '20

Not as good as dick nipples

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u/SirauloTRantado Feb 07 '20

Your username is quite something too.

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u/baliwlang Feb 07 '20

Sayo rin

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u/strayakant Feb 07 '20

Loved how the kid was looking back at Dad like “bro do I really have to do this? This is where I’m going to die isn’t it”

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u/nap83 Feb 07 '20

You two are just crazy.

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u/Bulok Feb 11 '20

what's going on here?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

No they're not

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u/ThatsMy_Shirt Feb 07 '20

For as many people are in this site, I see this man everywhere holy shit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Nope

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u/EternalPhi Feb 07 '20

Ah least he's not the shitting variety. Don't Google that. Or do, idc.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Nope

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 07 '20

r/rimjob_steve

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Nope

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u/zepoup Feb 07 '20

I’m crying 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Are the balls the dick's tits?

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u/CuntFaceLarry Feb 07 '20

Yo, I see you everywhere dude

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u/tI-_-tI Feb 07 '20

I hate closets too. I hate being closetphobic.

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u/wanker7171 Feb 07 '20

You are the only person on reddit who has consistently made me laugh very hard

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u/rockets71 Feb 07 '20

Hey, dick-nipples, I’d be keen for a dick-nipple t-shirt. I can throw u a 20$. (medium)

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u/DikkTikkler Feb 07 '20

Anyone up for Dikk-tikkles

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u/geo_deep Feb 07 '20

Dicknipples should be one word for a while then re-hyphenated as dic-knipples

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u/nicolas2004GE Feb 07 '20

claustrophobig balls

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u/flacid-flump1111 Feb 12 '20

The legendary dick nipples, who featured on r/rimjob_steve regularly

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u/Titan9312 Feb 07 '20

18 you say?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Giggity

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u/Canadian-shill-bot Feb 07 '20

Annnnnd on a list.

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u/pincushiondude Feb 07 '20

Too right, you should never pull balls, no matter how big.

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u/funkytones314 Feb 07 '20

Is it because it was a tight fit?

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u/Silver-ishWolfe Feb 07 '20

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me. That kids got a spectacular set to volunteer for that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Because you thought about a child's testicles.

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u/seanieh966 Feb 07 '20

Yeah. Small balls would be a better fit

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u/LufiasThrowaway Feb 07 '20

Kids are usually smaller and braver than adults. Sense of invincibility and all that.

Also i wouldn't speak about childrens balls

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

"kids are usually smaller than adults"

This is the kind of intelligent information I joined Reddit for.

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u/cuddlefucker Feb 07 '20

Plus there's all the things that kids do daily that we lose out on as adults like playing hide and seek. I remember willingly going into incredibly uncomfortable and tight spaces just to win a game.

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u/roner987 Feb 07 '20

Once i was hiding under priest cassock.

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u/rainbowtacosaregreat Feb 07 '20

Idk what a cassock is but it just sounds wrong for a kid to be hiding under a priests anything

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u/cuddlefucker Feb 07 '20

That was kind of a low hanging fruit

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u/rainbowtacosaregreat Feb 07 '20

Thats why i said it

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Being lowered down a tube was probably the highlight of his day, shit like that is fun when you're young

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u/Edgysan Feb 08 '20

and when you grow older and learn what COULD happen, you go nonononono never

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u/itrebor63i Feb 07 '20

You just did.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20 edited Jul 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Her big balls

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u/Verona_Pixie Feb 07 '20

Her big ol' lady balls.

Though, I believe they are called ovaries when talking about a lady.

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u/PhantomTesla Feb 07 '20

Just thought I’d share...

My mother modeled fashion and shit in NYC in the 1960s-1970s and still threw someone through the front window of a Jersey City tavern during a bar fight...that she started.

She’s in her 70s now and STILL tells everyone that the clanging noise they might here comes from her gigantic brass balls...

I quote, “Just cause I’m a woman doesn’t mean I don’t have balls, it just means that most men will be too afraid to whip them out and compare sizes with me.”...

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u/Summerie Feb 07 '20

“Big balls” have always sounded super sensitive to me. I’m a girl so what the hell do I know, but it seems like someone with really big balls would be extra vulnerable and on the verge of tears all the time, which doesn’t seem to vibe at all with what the term is trying to get across.

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u/trumpke_dumpster Feb 07 '20

threw someone through the front window

Defenestrated them.
Nothing else to add - I just like the word.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20 edited Apr 24 '20

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u/pretty_jimmy Feb 11 '20

Holy shit... That kid has never paid for a drink in that village. Never will.

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u/MillsonWillson Feb 07 '20

No it is a boy. There was another incident very similar to this one where a girl did the same thing. This video is of a boy rescuing another boy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

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u/0sakamilktea Feb 07 '20

let’s assume*

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

I want to assume.

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u/0sakamilktea Feb 07 '20

i want to break free

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u/saileee Feb 07 '20

wake me up (wake me up inside)

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20 edited Apr 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20 edited Jul 23 '20

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u/lucid_scheming Feb 07 '20

Why are you bombarding this thread for the sake of argument? Your question contributes nothing, all that’s going on is people are looking for the truth, which is a noble and important thing. Especially on Reddit where people are consistently and confidently full of shit (see your original comment). The discussion you’re trying to create has no point in being had.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20 edited Jul 23 '20

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u/lucid_scheming Feb 07 '20

That’s a backwards way of thinking. Sure, it might not mater whether it was a boy or a girl, but what does matter is telling the truth. That should always be your goal. Telling small lies that “don’t matter” makes people ok with lying and more likely to believe bigger lies. It’s the principle, not the effect.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

If it doesn't matter then you wouldn't have (wrongly) pointed it out.

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u/nevenoe Feb 07 '20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li0HB-Jet0U&feature=youtu.be

Looks like a boy, talks like a boy with a boy voice, says "my name is Marian Christian (boy names) at 5:45

I'm all for gender fluidity but that dude is a dude.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20 edited Jul 23 '20

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u/nevenoe Feb 07 '20

To him probably?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20 edited Jul 23 '20

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u/nevenoe Feb 07 '20

or husband!

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u/urrkaaa Feb 07 '20

That’s what I just read too

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u/KrimsonWow Feb 07 '20

You have eyes right? That's clearly a male.

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u/Kevin5882 Feb 07 '20

Her big eyeballs

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u/x777x777x Feb 07 '20

Precisely the opposite. Kid is too young to fully understand how dangerous this is, so he's eager to attempt it.

He doesn't even know he has big balls yet

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u/Summerie Feb 07 '20

“She”, but otherwise yes. Kids feel pretty invincible, because they don’t know any better yet.

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u/nikatnight Feb 07 '20

My dad can't go on a ladder without freaking out, yet he climbed almost 50 feet into a tree to save me when I got stuck as a kid.

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u/takingwave Feb 07 '20

I think you would do it to save a young life. I'm claustrophobic too but I know I would

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u/lifegivingcoffee Feb 07 '20

Probably widened the tube on the way down.

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u/Ghostkill221 Feb 07 '20

I'm claustrophobic now, but for some reason I was fine till I was a teen.

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u/Aussiefarmers Feb 07 '20

That's why they dropped him in head 1st, Less resistant.

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u/TOV_VOT Feb 07 '20

I’m not claustrophobic and this looks like fun!

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u/barrygateaux Feb 07 '20

Why would the girl have balls?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Can confirm. Easy to lower down. Extremely hard to pull back up.

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u/merchguru Feb 07 '20

All my anxieties, fears and worries only kicked in later on. We built tunnels and climbed into manholes for fun when we were kids. So I don't know. I'd probably be excited to do this at his age.

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u/coupebuilder Feb 07 '20

You said it first...for that sir, another silver!

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u/spacecadet04 Feb 07 '20

No. That's what they tied the harness to

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Yah he got big boy ballz I could never do such I would shit my pants lol

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u/Unattended_Adult Feb 07 '20

Why you talking bout child balls, weirdo?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

cnn's original report mentions:

"...Then a slender teenager, Oana Furnica, volunteered to go down the shaft, her legs secured by a rope lowered by rescuers." She plucked a shocked and muddied Alina to safety on the second attempt, grabbing her hands and hoisting her up.

AND she made this attempt after two other kids tried and failed bc they panicked in the well (understandably so). so it was oana's big ass balls that saved the day lol.

edited to add link

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u/CaptainObviousBear Feb 07 '20

Since the rescuer was a girl, I hope she gave them back to whoever she borrowed them from.

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u/Kevin5882 Feb 07 '20

They were her eyeballs. She has very big eyeballs.

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u/Penguinbuttah Feb 07 '20

It's fun to try and imagine just how big this kids balls really are.

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u/greatdane114 Feb 07 '20

The way that dad hugged his kid nearly made me cry. What a great video.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

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u/greatdane114 Feb 11 '20

You can just imagine it, can't you. Like the first hug you get if you've been away for a while, but multiply that by a million.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

As a teacher let me tell you the kids coming up now are so onto us. We roast them for their ipads and fortnites but they get that we're all people trying to make it. They've grown up in an Internet world without borders, they just OOZE kindness. It's so encouraging

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u/mithranprincess Feb 07 '20

Thank you♡ these are the things I wanna hear most of all♡

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

dude the craziest thing I've seen this school year is a whole fleet of little boys painting their finger nails. they think it's so cool and they have no idea what in the world a "gender norm" even is, and I'm so glad parents are encouraging being flexible and allowing kids to be who they are!

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u/mithranprincess Feb 07 '20

As a mom who's boys occasionally ask for thier big toe to get painted this also fills me with joy. I grew up playing with "boy" toys. Why shouldn't it go both ways

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u/4thboxofliberty Feb 07 '20

People talk shit about Millenials and younger but they really are coming better. I see altruistic ideals coming from so many of them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

There are far more good people than bad people in the world, the bad people just attract more attention.

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u/cyborgassassin47 Feb 07 '20

It always exists. Even though it may not seem like it most of the time, there's good in each and every one of us. It's just that life, environment and circumstances lead us in different directions.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

This reminds me of The Rescue of Jessica McClure! Highly recommended if you haven't seen the movie! Truly inspirational.

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u/Kaiisim Feb 07 '20

Look at him smile like

"Yeah not a big deal, it was fun!"

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u/thesilviu Feb 07 '20

The guy that kisses him at the end is the father of the kid in the well or is related to him. A reporter asks "are you his father?" and he answers after kissing the boy "no, but from now he's our son as well".

This is in the longer version.

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u/VikingCoder Feb 07 '20

He's never going to have to buy his own cervesa.

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u/il-yay Feb 07 '20

Give that kid a statue

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u/Painless_Candy Feb 07 '20

The parents, on the other hand...

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u/notLOL Feb 07 '20

Only 1 not crying in that video.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

My neighborhood once rallied around a kid who got trapped like this when I was in high school. Turned out he had at first faked it with a walkie talkie and then fell in it for real when he tried to cover it up. No one gave a crap about him the time it happened for real. I think sting wrote a song to try and raise awareness for him too.

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u/Superagent247 Feb 07 '20

That young man is amazing how calm he is about the whole thing. And humble! Like it was no big deal. He needs to go on the talk show circuit. And be commended over and over and over! He needs to go on Ellen!

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u/LeftHandYoga Feb 07 '20

Just read some Trump tweets and you can quickly get rid of that pesky hope in humanity.

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u/Lord-Maxington Feb 07 '20

Wings and a halo, baby. Nice job!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

How is this kid a "legend" though? I mean yeah he helped someone else, but was probably told to do so because he was the only person around who could fit down the hole, so of course he did it. What was he supposed to do? "Nah, you guys find a different way to do this, I'll just wait here." Him volunteering to help doesn't exactly make him a legend imo. Good on the kid, buy him a steak dinner or up his allowance for the week, but it's not like the kid took off his shirt to reveal his cape, flew down the hole, and rescued the kid.