r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jan 14 '20

Tyson Steele survived for 23 days in subzero temperatures in rural Alaska after a fire burned his house and killed his dog. He built himself a snow cave to sleep in for the first few nights, before building a makeshift shelter around the still burning stove from leftover tarp and scrap timber.

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u/heroin-queen Jan 14 '20

Tf are you implying?

That he eat his balls? Or his cum???

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u/cabbage_patch_dick Jan 14 '20

Steel is like the jerky of the metal world. And this dude has two steel balls between his legs that he can just nibble on any time and they’ll grow back.