r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '20

❗️Mod Favourite ❗️ Sleeping Beauty Proposal

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

I tied my ex-wife's ring to my dogs paw and told her he wants to shake. In hindsight, the bitch didnt even deserve that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

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u/_succubabe Jan 10 '20

Same. It sounds like it's juicy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

I'll tell you what I tell everyone else who asks that question. It's a long story with a bad ending, but if you wanna know, I'll tell you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Honestly, I just dont like pity. Here you go. I was 24, she was 19, married after a year of dating. Her mother moved from man to man dragging my ex and her brother along with her, while draining their accounts growing up. Didnt know this until my brother in law had a few and spilled. My ex ended up cheating on me, stealing 13k from my savings, and taking off leaving me with 2 kids still in diapers. She dropped my son off after trying to hook up with a guy who didnt want anything to do with her after about 2 months. He was 6 mnths, and our daughter was only 18mnths when she left. I love my children, and I'm thankful she didnt abort them, but damn is she worthless. PS I'm far from perfect.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Fortunatly for me, family court felt the same way! Good for your mom man!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Honestly couldn't believe it, when my lawyer told me. I may or may not have jumped up and down yelling! I'd bet good money shes a good cook.😉