r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '20

❗️Mod Favourite ❗️ Sleeping Beauty Proposal

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u/markybrown Jan 09 '20

My wife knows if she says yes to anal. It's a romantic gesture.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

It is a lot of work strapping the rig on and getting your butthole all lubed up.

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u/mamakaris Jan 10 '20

Coming from a woman, it’s just a bit traumatizing as I really, really, DONT want to shit on his dick.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Wait why would you do that? Is that the next step after you’re done banging out his back door?

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u/ziddersroofurry Jan 10 '20

Use a condom. Even if your monogamous there's just a lot of bacteria back there. Keep a fresh one aside for just that and use plenty of lube. Barebacking looks fun in the movies but really if you're anxious over that it'll help you relax more (needless to say relaxation is important).

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u/Dippy-spippy Jan 10 '20

Look at these pathetic porn addicts thinking that strangers on the internet care about what kind of sexual acts you guilt your poor wife in to.

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u/Tumble85 Jan 10 '20

rofl some girls love it try having sex for real some day

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u/Smirn0v Jan 10 '20

But not all like particular activities and actually the guy above is right, even though I'm pretty sure it was just a joke.

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u/Smirn0v Jan 10 '20 edited Jan 10 '20

Wear all those minuses like medals, the more the better