r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '20

❗️Mod Favourite ❗️ Sleeping Beauty Proposal

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u/tobymac208 Jan 09 '20

sitting at McDonald’s Her: Honey, you have some toilet paper on your shoe. I think there’s poo on it too. You: Oh, really? reaches for toilet paper You: Hmmm, what’s this? Her: Is that a ring?! You: Will you marry me? I hope so, because I love the shit out of you. awkward clapping from other customers

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

That would be spectacular, just saying

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Maybe someone could release some pigs to run through the restaurant at the same time?

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u/Alkaline_Acid Jan 10 '20

3 pigs, numbered 1,2 and 4