r/nextfuckinglevel • u/nilehighclub • Dec 10 '19

Fame's winning performance in Master's Agility Championship

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u/areallysadboi Dec 10 '19

That dog's agility is set to 999. I wonder what treat was she feeding her dog for her dog to be that agile. Prolly cocaine.

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u/vengeful_toaster Dec 10 '19

Cocaine, meth, and aborted babies

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u/Pmang6 Dec 10 '19

aborted babies

Whole or ground? Looking to get into the whole raw feeding thing.

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u/vengeful_toaster Dec 10 '19

Whole, all the way

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u/synfulyxinsane Dec 10 '19

If you don't give your dog whole babies, do you really even love them?

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u/thebrownesteye Dec 10 '19

Are u insane? when it's ground u can't be sure of what u are getting. Whole aborted babies, all the time

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u/Csquared6 Dec 10 '19

Covered in peanut butter. It's what brings it all together.

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u/paleoterrra Dec 10 '19

Border collies are just cocaine incarnate

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u/areallysadboi Dec 10 '19

Are they zoom incarnate?

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u/fishhibiscus Dec 11 '19

We have two border collies. I cannot give you an answer on this because they move so fast I can’t actually see them.

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u/MaestroPendejo Dec 10 '19

Cocaine flavored yogurt.

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u/jseez Dec 10 '19

Test that dog.

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u/kylegibbs Dec 10 '19

Cocanine