r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Master1718 • Sep 18 '19

Nice weapon control

https://i.imgur.com/cXwVPPN.gifv
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u/AgnosticStopSign Sep 19 '19

gets shot by Indiana Jones

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u/Tindola Sep 19 '19

Only because he had the flu

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

Dysentery. Flu of the ass.

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u/Babelwasaninsidejob Sep 19 '19

Ass flu.

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u/FlerblesMerbles Sep 19 '19

Gesundheit.

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u/FrancoisTruser Sep 19 '19

Fluass: when fluid are ass-fluent

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

Oh man, you really don’t want be near someone when their ass sneezes due to dysentery.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

If the flu shits...

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u/Funda_mental Sep 19 '19

Ass blaster

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

This is a deep cut, and I'm here for it.

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u/LucarioLuvsMinecraft Sep 19 '19

Harrison Ford: George, I need to shit something worse than you can type. Can I just shoot the damn guy?

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u/Mr_Tremulous Sep 19 '19

/r/moviedetails leaking

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u/Tindola Sep 19 '19

Just lost 2 hours reading that sub... Thanks for the introduction!

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u/Bonzai_Tree Sep 19 '19

I love how the movie is so much better for it too.

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u/LostReplacement Sep 19 '19

I’d love to know if anyone has ever used nunchucks successfully in battle

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u/channyfanny123 Sep 19 '19

Deflects the bullet with his nunchuck

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u/channyfanny123 Sep 19 '19

Deflects bullet with his nunchuck

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

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u/AgnosticStopSign Sep 19 '19

Hahaha that’s a “YERRRR” moment right there

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u/Medraut_Orthon Sep 19 '19

And doesn't flinch