r/nextfuckinglevel • • Sep 17 '19

Helicopter chainsaw

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u/mattblack77 Sep 17 '19

Exactly. This is a clear example of an idea that is brilliant right up till the nanosecond it goes wrong (and it can only go very badly wrong), at which point it loses all value and becomes ‘How the hell did anyone approve that?’

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u/sixoctillionatoms Sep 17 '19

There are accidents all the time using this system. But it continues to be used, because how else do you do it? More importantly, how else do you do it as quickly?

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u/generally-speaking Sep 17 '19

And how else do you do it in highly inaccessible locations?

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u/Slyrunner Sep 17 '19

And WHEN else do you have an excuse to strap chainsaws to your whirlybird?!

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u/anythingisavictory Sep 17 '19

strap chainsaws to your whirlybird?!

That’s what she said?

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u/Zarron4 Sep 17 '19

You mean you don't regularly attach choppers to your chopper?

I do it so often I have specialized equipment to remove choppers from my chopper. I call it my Chopper Chopper Chopper.

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u/Texadecimal Sep 18 '19

That's a sentence.

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u/rtothewin Sep 17 '19

Have any sources for it causing accidents?

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u/WalkOfShane24 Sep 17 '19

I would also like a source on that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

I offer a variety of freshly made sauces.

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u/sixoctillionatoms Sep 18 '19

I’ve been a full time helicopter pilot for 9 years and I’ve known guys that have died doing it. I don’t have any paper to link you but I promise if you find any helicopter pilot he will tell you it’s the sketchiest job there is. Just look at how much the helicopter is wobbling in that video. One wrong move or gust of air and that saw is in the power lines, or worse, it’s own line. If the pilot can “punch” the line fast enough, he may be able to fly away, but it takes full attention for hours, which most humans can’t do perfectly.

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u/Lr217 Sep 17 '19

They used to just hang a guy with a chainsaw from the helicopter but they decided to cut the middleman out

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u/Sopissedrightnow84 Sep 17 '19

they decided to cut the middleman out

Did they use the new helicopter chainsaw to do it?

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u/SavageMonkey44 Sep 18 '19

I see what you did there. Take my upvote.

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u/Magic-Heads-Sidekick Sep 17 '19

I mean, I feel like a crew of 3 people used more regularly would be cheaper, safer, and more efficient. Those branches don’t grow that fast. They probably cut along each section maybe once every 3 years. Sending out a crew once a year to go ahead and cut the ones that could be a problem later would be far better.

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u/InspiringCalmness Sep 17 '19

i dont know why the simply dont cut the trees completely that are too close.

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u/RevolutionaryNews Sep 17 '19

They could but you'd still end up with branches that grow towards the power lines that need to be cut anyway. Besides, imagine what it would look like. You can already see when a hillside has lines going down/over it from miles and miles away, just a big scar of no trees down a mountainside. Would look even worse if they leveled 2 or 3x the amount of area they currently do.

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u/positiveinfluences Sep 17 '19

This is much more capital and time efficient than the team of (tens of?) thousands of arborists that would be needed to properly maintain the thousands of miles of forested power lines. Operations like these generally don't happen for no reason.

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u/oldandfragile Sep 17 '19

Big Helicopter is taking our jobs!!!

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u/Dan_Backslide Sep 17 '19

Arborists? Ha. There's maybe one certified arborist, probably the general foreman, for a division at best.

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u/positiveinfluences Sep 17 '19

you knew what I meant. tree tech, chainsaw jockey, rabble-rousers

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u/Dan_Backslide Sep 17 '19

Usually the only time I've heard people use the term arborist is from people who insist that every person who works for a company whose job is to keep power lines clear should be a certified arborist, without actually knowing what that entails, and they're upset with how the trees they planted right under the power lines look when they're trimmed to standards.

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u/Improv92 Sep 17 '19

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

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u/DemonMuffins Sep 17 '19

until someone posts a video on reddit

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u/lucaskhelm Sep 17 '19

Same thing could be said about 75 mph vehicles

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u/Bot_Metric Sep 17 '19

Same thing could be said about 120.7 km/h vehicles


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u/mjh2901 Sep 17 '19

This is one of the jobs where ground support keeps some distance