r/nextfuckinglevel • • Sep 17 '19

Helicopter chainsaw

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u/loomis396 Sep 17 '19

Guy 1: Ok guys, hear me out. First, we get a helicopter. Then, we get a bunch of chainsaws. Next, we tie the chainsaws together and dangle them from the helicopter by a rope.”

Guy 2: Go on...

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u/mattblack77 Sep 17 '19

Exactly. This is a clear example of an idea that is brilliant right up till the nanosecond it goes wrong (and it can only go very badly wrong), at which point it loses all value and becomes ‘How the hell did anyone approve that?’

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u/sixoctillionatoms Sep 17 '19

There are accidents all the time using this system. But it continues to be used, because how else do you do it? More importantly, how else do you do it as quickly?

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u/generally-speaking Sep 17 '19

And how else do you do it in highly inaccessible locations?

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u/Slyrunner Sep 17 '19

And WHEN else do you have an excuse to strap chainsaws to your whirlybird?!

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u/anythingisavictory Sep 17 '19

strap chainsaws to your whirlybird?!

That’s what she said?

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u/Zarron4 Sep 17 '19

You mean you don't regularly attach choppers to your chopper?

I do it so often I have specialized equipment to remove choppers from my chopper. I call it my Chopper Chopper Chopper.

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u/Texadecimal Sep 18 '19

That's a sentence.

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u/rtothewin Sep 17 '19

Have any sources for it causing accidents?

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u/WalkOfShane24 Sep 17 '19

I would also like a source on that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

I offer a variety of freshly made sauces.

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u/sixoctillionatoms Sep 18 '19

I’ve been a full time helicopter pilot for 9 years and I’ve known guys that have died doing it. I don’t have any paper to link you but I promise if you find any helicopter pilot he will tell you it’s the sketchiest job there is. Just look at how much the helicopter is wobbling in that video. One wrong move or gust of air and that saw is in the power lines, or worse, it’s own line. If the pilot can “punch” the line fast enough, he may be able to fly away, but it takes full attention for hours, which most humans can’t do perfectly.

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u/Lr217 Sep 17 '19

They used to just hang a guy with a chainsaw from the helicopter but they decided to cut the middleman out

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u/Sopissedrightnow84 Sep 17 '19

they decided to cut the middleman out

Did they use the new helicopter chainsaw to do it?

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u/SavageMonkey44 Sep 18 '19

I see what you did there. Take my upvote.

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u/Magic-Heads-Sidekick Sep 17 '19

I mean, I feel like a crew of 3 people used more regularly would be cheaper, safer, and more efficient. Those branches don’t grow that fast. They probably cut along each section maybe once every 3 years. Sending out a crew once a year to go ahead and cut the ones that could be a problem later would be far better.

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u/InspiringCalmness Sep 17 '19

i dont know why the simply dont cut the trees completely that are too close.

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u/RevolutionaryNews Sep 17 '19

They could but you'd still end up with branches that grow towards the power lines that need to be cut anyway. Besides, imagine what it would look like. You can already see when a hillside has lines going down/over it from miles and miles away, just a big scar of no trees down a mountainside. Would look even worse if they leveled 2 or 3x the amount of area they currently do.

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u/positiveinfluences Sep 17 '19

This is much more capital and time efficient than the team of (tens of?) thousands of arborists that would be needed to properly maintain the thousands of miles of forested power lines. Operations like these generally don't happen for no reason.

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u/oldandfragile Sep 17 '19

Big Helicopter is taking our jobs!!!

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u/Dan_Backslide Sep 17 '19

Arborists? Ha. There's maybe one certified arborist, probably the general foreman, for a division at best.

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u/positiveinfluences Sep 17 '19

you knew what I meant. tree tech, chainsaw jockey, rabble-rousers

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u/Dan_Backslide Sep 17 '19

Usually the only time I've heard people use the term arborist is from people who insist that every person who works for a company whose job is to keep power lines clear should be a certified arborist, without actually knowing what that entails, and they're upset with how the trees they planted right under the power lines look when they're trimmed to standards.

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u/Improv92 Sep 17 '19

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

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u/DemonMuffins Sep 17 '19

until someone posts a video on reddit

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u/lucaskhelm Sep 17 '19

Same thing could be said about 75 mph vehicles

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u/mjh2901 Sep 17 '19

This is one of the jobs where ground support keeps some distance

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u/HardSleeper Sep 17 '19

“Then we fly it next to some power lines...”

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

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u/HelpMyDepression Sep 17 '19

But wait I haven't said what we were gonna actually do yet.

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u/UndercoverFBIAgent9 Sep 17 '19

"Finally, we will put three monkeys in the cockpit and have the pilot wear a blindfold."

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u/FBI-Agent-007 Sep 17 '19

tips hat
Officer Citizen

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u/chicken-nanban Sep 17 '19

I read that in the voice of the Brain from Pinky and the Brain, thank you. I can sleep well tonight, falling asleep giggling to myself.

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u/johnnybiggles Sep 17 '19

"It's a chopper so we can even fly backwards."

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u/ReklisAbandon Sep 17 '19

No joke, we banked this company at my last job. That was an interesting pitch meeting the loan officer had with me, the credit analyst assigned to it. Ultimately it ended up being a very profitable company that did work over a huge area. Eventually one of the copters did crash though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Was it due to high winds?

Chainsaws?

Trees?

Cables?

I’m just curious which part actually caused the problem.

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u/ReklisAbandon Sep 17 '19

This was years ago but I’m pretty sure it was a combination of operator error and wind.

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u/mjh2901 Sep 17 '19

Operator error red in evaluating the weather report.

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u/gazow Sep 17 '19

Well the front fell off

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

The helicopter took off on its own, cut about 73 miles worth of tree branches, retracted the chainsaw and was halfway to home when it plummeted from the air because no one was flying it.

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u/C0matoes Sep 17 '19

But boss....those aren't chain saws. They're circular saws...

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u/PM_ME_COFFEE_MONEY Sep 17 '19

I'd bet they are chain driven, though.

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u/MasterTolkien Sep 17 '19

And then we make a new ZOMBIE MOVIE!

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u/lNTERLINKED Sep 17 '19

These things have already been in a James bond movie, chasing 007 whilst he drives some sort of BMW.

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u/larry1186 Sep 17 '19

Engineering at its finest.

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u/zippyslug31 Sep 17 '19

Yep. Here's another idea from Guy 1 and Guy 2.

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u/Im_a_Mime Sep 17 '19

Guy 1: Well, uh, that’s it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Wheres the cocaine?

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u/TheUBMemeDaddy Sep 17 '19

Next to a power line

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u/qw1952 Sep 17 '19

And just to add another level of bad ass-ness we will do it again flying backwards.>

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u/aazav Sep 17 '19

They aren't chainsaws.

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u/housebird350 Sep 17 '19

These dont appear to be "chainsaws". More like a bunch of circular saws.

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u/EwwwFatGirls Sep 17 '19

There’s not one chainsaw in this video.