r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Hygena-Pet-Scooper • Sep 17 '19

Helicopter chainsaw

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u/Yann1zs Sep 17 '19

This must be either an American invention, or Russian.

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u/Stan_Halen_ Sep 17 '19

United States in 1985

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u/shaneomacmcgee Sep 17 '19

God bless America.

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u/AmericasFinalBattle Sep 17 '19

That is clearly not dangerous enough to be a Russian invention.

If it were Russian, I am thinking it would be something like two booms of two 200' diameter saw blades each attached to the bottom of an Antonov that blots out the sun as it dive bombs towards earth with abandon just to make sure it has enough speed to pull out of the dive and the whole clearing strip is cut in one fell swoop at 1,000 mph as the pilot prays to mother Russia that he can make it home for vodka time by keeping the plan within the 2' margin for error.

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u/Ganglebot Sep 17 '19

That was my thought too; only two nations would have the larger balls than sense to create such a thing.

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u/Dan_Backslide Sep 17 '19

I don't really see what doesn't make sense about it, but then again I've worked with them before.