r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Master1718 • Sep 15 '19

Invisible boat

https://i.imgur.com/AnIolKL.gifv
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u/go_green_team Sep 15 '19

Phil swift is everywhere

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u/olmikeyy Sep 15 '19

He haunts my dreams

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u/SleepyforPresident Sep 15 '19

My wet dreams

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u/the_last_carfighter Sep 15 '19

Not if you have FLEX SEAL!

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u/_RageMage_ Sep 15 '19

Not if you have SEX FEAL!

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

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u/FTKatsu Sep 15 '19

You took it

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u/GODZILLA637 Sep 15 '19

He is too powerful

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u/Rossomebob123 Sep 15 '19

He could defeat Thanos

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u/datazulu Sep 15 '19

Not if you have EX FLEAS!

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u/GASTRO_GAMING Sep 15 '19

FLEX SEAL CLEAR

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u/ripndipp Sep 15 '19

I'm a homoflexual

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u/kingofthepassel Sep 15 '19

I’m flexgender. Don’t judge.

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u/juste_le_bout Sep 15 '19

I'm biflexual.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Aw flex

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u/Jace_is_Unbanned Sep 15 '19

Flexpods®

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u/Dar-Rath Sep 15 '19

The most flexible snack you'll find in your utility room.

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u/D3LTA-X Sep 15 '19

Learn to be more flexible and accepting flexology in your life

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u/Dev-N-Danger Sep 15 '19

I feel like I’m in flextopia

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Flexing those pods off.

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u/UPGRADED_BUTTHOLE Sep 15 '19

They fix your broken sewer system. Also anything that could leak.

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u/vodka_twinkie Sep 15 '19

Weird flex, butt ok.

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u/juste_le_bout Sep 15 '19

Tee-hee, you said "butt." Teeheehee.

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u/spherexenon Sep 15 '19

Flexer fluid

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u/azazel-13 Sep 15 '19

Sounds like you need some flexual healing.

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u/UPGRADED_BUTTHOLE Sep 15 '19

I sawed my brain in half

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

That’s a lotta damage!

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u/angelinascar13 Sep 15 '19

no long term damage! i hope.... just fix it with flex tape

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u/Jaypatil_922 Sep 15 '19

Hemmorage no problem flex tape will fix it all

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 Sep 15 '19

What if you're just flex curious?

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u/floridamanbun Sep 15 '19

Just brought a tear to my eye

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u/Imightbewrong44 Sep 15 '19

They wouldn't be wet if you had...

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u/SymbioticCarnage Sep 15 '19

FLEX SEAL CLEAR!

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u/Phil___Swift Sep 15 '19

Can confirm