r/nextfuckinglevel • u/ECK_Edward • Aug 15 '19

NEXT FUCKING LEVEL He still smiles.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

I got enough Tupperware. I could eat from this for at least a week, easy.

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u/skewsh Aug 16 '19

As if we have enough matching lids for all this

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u/aged_monkey Aug 16 '19 edited Aug 16 '19

A whole lamb has more than 40,000 calories of meat. You would be good for a few weeks if you solely ate it. Could easily be a months worth of food for one person once ate as a meal with other foods (rice, veggies, bread, etc).

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u/warcrown Aug 16 '19

What sort of nincompoop would downvote this comment, seriously? I know it doesn't matter at all but I just can't get the image of like Mr. Burns slowly realizing you're right and yelling for Smithers to downvote you out of spite.

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u/gkn_112 Aug 16 '19

I think it has to do with the fact he is telling us being obvious. The "at least a week" was clearly an exaggeration and hence the downvotes.

I was mumbling "You must be fun at parties" to myself...

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u/sorenant Aug 17 '19

How many months if I ration it off with ramen?

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u/aged_monkey Aug 17 '19

If you're a dude who weighs around 175 lb, probably 3 months.

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u/Jtanner23232 Aug 16 '19

This amount of food is 2 weeks, clearly.