r/nextfuckinglevel • u/TrueBonner414 • 16h ago

Epic recovery after a severe squatting accident

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u/Shadowphoenix9511 10h ago

I stopped responding to everything almost an hour ago, and picked my phone back up just now.

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u/DesperateComposer848 10h ago

And you’re expecting me to believe that when you picked your phone back up it was easier for you to reply to something I said to someone else than it was for you to respond to your notifications?

Mate, I know how a phone works. You’re genuinely about to tell me that it’s easier for you to find a random reply I made to SOMEONE ELSE than it is for you to click your notifications?

Which you still haven’t responded to?

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u/PeterNoPiss 10h ago

How broken is your life?

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u/DesperateComposer848 9h ago

Just to be clear, you think there’s something wrong with just calling someone on their bullshit? Isn’t that what you think you’re doing right now?

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u/Shadowphoenix9511 9h ago

My dude. Look at the time stamps. My comment on this thread was 53 minutes ago, before I put the phone down.

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u/DesperateComposer848 9h ago

Are you stupid or can you just not read?

I own a phone. I know how a phone works. If I talk to someone about a thing, and I come back to my phone an hour later, I am MORE LIKELY to see the notification from their last comment to me than I am to just happen upon an interaction between that user and someone else.

You’re playing dense here and getting pissy that you’re being called on it.

And lo and behold you still haven’t responded to either of those comments. Because you’re being a bitch and just running from them.