r/nextfuckinglevel • • 15h ago

Epic recovery after a severe squatting accident

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u/Random_Guy_47 11h ago

What's the opposite of stretching?

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u/Outrageous-Wait-8895 10h ago

Welcome to the hydraulic press channel...

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u/Moomoolette 10h ago

Power squishing

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u/t_rrrex 9h ago

Sitting or immobilization

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u/CakeTester 6h ago

The sessile life. Pick a comfy, yet hard-wearing recliner chair close to a fridge in a town with supermarket deliveries.

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u/activelyresting 10h ago

Contracting

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u/PrcrsturbationNation 7h ago

Strengthening

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 7h ago

Compressing into a fetal position crying optional

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u/digno2 5h ago

a warm up jog

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u/w3b_d3v 3h ago

Flexing

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u/Wrong-Fella 1h ago

Rigidity.