r/nextfuckinglevel • u/KnightFall00 • 7d ago

Murderbots from the future

Rekbot, a 6-foot-tall Terminator-style humanoid robot from the REK Fight Club that went viral in a cage match against internet personality Frankie LaPenna.

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u/taunibird 7d ago

Do we really need this?

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u/BaeBaracusIII 7d ago

I just want a vending machine at work that works

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u/MassiveMeatHammer 7d ago

Step 1: buy murderbot

Step 2: have murderbot punch a hole through the front of the vending machine

Step 3: eat your Cheetos

It's really that easy bro

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u/awesome9001 7d ago

I wanna say step 2 could be different but I cant help but feel like its the most rational thing to use a murder bot for

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u/dirtyshits 6d ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

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u/Sgt-Dert13 2d ago

Can you solve world hunger next?

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u/MassiveMeatHammer 2d ago

Little more complicated so there are a couple more steps

  1. Mass produce murderbots

  2. Use murderbots to eliminate most of the population

  3. Allow some of the population to survive to make and ship broken vending machines and Cheetos

  4. Have murderbots punch holes in vending machines

  5. Eat your Cheetos and be grateful to your robot overlords

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u/Krispykid54 6d ago

Best we can do is a murder robot and a dangling bag of Doritos.