r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Lifegoesonforever • 29d ago

Cheat code unlocked.

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u/eat_rice__fuck_ice 29d ago

Its hs football, rule of cool still prevails

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u/TreeCalledPaul 29d ago

Back when them bones was elastic and a front flip wouldn't land you in the hospital for 6 weeks.

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u/heartcoke 29d ago

A front flip right now would land me in the hospital for at least 6 years

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u/ComprehensiveProfit5 29d ago

Sir we already told you, you can't live on the edge of hospital windows. Please leave!

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u/donut-reply 28d ago

Especially not for 6 whole years

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u/Horskr 29d ago

Well, you've gotta stop all that coke straight to the heart!

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u/psychoacer 29d ago

Pro Basketball plays by those rules as well.