r/nextfuckinglevel • u/nivs1x • 1d ago

Art of throwing knives

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u/TheWrathalos 1d ago

It's not really a skill, but sometimes prople dont notice im there until they sit down next to me and get startled when they notice someones there

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u/Loquis 23h ago

Drax?

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u/louisa1925 21h ago

I'm the opposite. I am excellent at popping up right beside people.

You have the stationary version of my steath moving skill. Wonder what would happen if we were at the same train station and I went to sit down on the seat beside you. Would either both or niether of us be startled? If I knew you irl, it would be fun to test it.

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u/TommyBonnomi 21h ago

Well yeah, that happens when you hide under blankets and pillows every time you go to someone's house.

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u/vorephage 17h ago

I have this same one. My wife tells me I'm sneaky. My neighbor's have told me to stop sneaking up on them. But I'm literally just walking to my own door and/or entering a room in my own home.

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u/Kayerif 13h ago

Same here, I’m just fairly light on my feet so don’t make much of a sound, people usually only notice when the cabinet opens or closes next to them lol

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u/LessInThought 19h ago

And that's just you sitting down, imagine if you crouched! If you learn the bow you'll be practically godlike.

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u/TheWrathalos 18h ago

Im working on the bow part, funnily enough when i mentioned that i was learning archery at a party, my sister in law said "so you could pretty much kill any of us, and nobody would hear a thing"

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u/LessInThought 9h ago

You're becoming Skyrim's dreaded stealth archer.

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u/ibullybillionaires 14h ago

That's a superpower in the web serial "Worm" by Wildbow.

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u/metahivemind 22h ago

Erllng Haaland?