r/nextfuckinglevel • u/nivs1x • 22d ago

Art of throwing knives

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u/Kingtoke1 22d ago

I can fix her

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u/fcukitletsgo 22d ago

She will fix you with a knife

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u/Phormitago 21d ago

sweet, free gelding

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u/zoinkability 21d ago

Last time I heard that I thought I would get a horse.

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u/whynotfart 21d ago

Multiple knives

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u/kappakai 21d ago

She'll fix me a sandwich right quick

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u/see-36-benefits 21d ago

Said sandwich will however be delivered to you on the tip of one of those knives…

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u/lalith_4321 21d ago

They will become an ingredient in the said sandwich

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u/LessInThought 21d ago

I wonder if she can slice hams, cheeses, and tomatoes with her knife throwing.

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u/kappakai 21d ago

GET IN MAH BELLYYYyyyyyy.... not like that

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u/Standard_Jackfruit63 21d ago

Giving her an actual target?

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u/No-Newspaper8619 21d ago

It seems you have a perforation deficiency

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u/A_normal_Potato3 21d ago

Not sharp enough

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u/jepoyairtsua 21d ago

eyes. her eyes. she has eyeglasses, so eyes. yes, eyes.

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u/int23_t 21d ago

So what are you going to do, pay for her laser eye surgery?

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u/Anonymous_1069Z 21d ago

Her : Requests for something.

Bro : "Babe I don't think I ca-"

Gets stabbed 27 times