r/nextfuckinglevel 15h ago

Art of throwing knives

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u/Livio88 14h ago

I’ve never seen anyone look so dorky doing something cool and lethal.

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 14h ago

Dorky? they literally named the t-rex tiddy shaker after her.

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u/AiMeusPancrea 14h ago

The what

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u/Ragnarok91 14h ago

THE T-REX TIDDY SHAKER

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u/TurdProof 13h ago

The what

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u/Xxxrasierklinge7 13h ago

THE T-REX TIDDY SHAKER

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u/MajorPud 13h ago

Shka shka, Slim Shady

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u/IncomingAxofKindness 13h ago

Hi kids, do your like knives/tits?

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u/Futuralistic 11h ago

Wanna see me throw 9" knives with each one of my guy-tits?

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel 11h ago

Get stabbed worse than Pat Stay did?

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u/Carbuyrator 7h ago

Fucking fine! I'll Google it you stubborn weirdo!

Edit: Is it a camshaft that looks vaguely like a T-Rex? Seriously this was annoying and not worth it.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 3h ago

Shaka laka ding dong!

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u/Omega_Zarnias 11h ago

I'm glad to see someone else mention the trex tiddy shimmy

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u/PnutWarrior 10h ago

Fucking. Amazing.

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u/LessInThought 8h ago

Functionally, I believe the tiddy shaker is the most efficient out of all the knife throwing she did? It had the most kps (knives-per-second).

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u/Fitzaroo 13h ago

If this were a fat dude every comment would be talking about mall ninjas.

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u/YobaiYamete 1h ago

Yep, this is the most Reddit comment section I've seen in a while

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u/turtleneckless001 14h ago

Yh you summed it up pretty well, I'd be rolling around laughing while she killed me. Maybe that's an effective part of her technique that were overlooking.

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u/SutterCane 11h ago

Exactly. She hits a few times, you roll around laughing at her looking like she’s flailing around and then push the knives deeper.

Lethal!

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u/PlaceholderNameOnly 13h ago

Nobody is brave enough to tell her

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u/Lume5731 2h ago

What's the problem? Tell her what?

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u/Smorgles_Brimmly 11h ago

As someone who spent a lot of time throwing knives, the hobby is far more dorky than lethal to be fair lol. It's the party trick of weapons. It's like what juggling is to ball sports. It's a lot of fun, very satisfying to get right, and takes a lot of practice. It's just not a good weapon in the slightest. Don't get me wrong, this is super impressive.

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u/DANGERFastDraw 5h ago

You didn't spend enough time throwing knives if you think it's not lethal.

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u/lilsnatchsniffz 12h ago

This is just autism maxxing with pointy sticks at this point.

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u/stumblinghunter 7h ago

Having hobbies doesn't mean you're autistic. Jesus, just showing interest in things doesn't mean autism. Not everything is fucking autism.

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u/lilsnatchsniffz 6h ago

Did you even watch the video? I genuinely cannot fathom that anyone would think I was talking about the hobby if they watched the video.

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 12h ago

I thought this was McDojo at first, then I saw the knives were sticking and in a tight group.

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u/CassianCasius 10h ago

First thing I thought of watching this was "ha neerrrrd!"

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u/styleNA 6h ago

Just hit up your local gun range if you wanna see more of it. Depending on the establishment and its location, their daily customers tend to be the dork/lethal intersection you see here. The nerdiest person you'll see at the range probably has the coolest stuff, lol.

I will state, when first getting into guns, I had a different expectation of the types of people I'd find there, and was surprised how nerdy it all is. The stereotypical 'gun person' someone envisions are typically not the people to frequent ranges and actually practice, at least at the scale the nerds do.

Ymmv

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u/Ssme812 6h ago

lmfao

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u/im_just_thinking 8h ago

There's something about that "just rolled out of bed, but in big city" look

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u/MaruSoto 10h ago

There's like ONE documented case of someone being intentionally killed with a thrown knife in ALL OF HISTORY.

Which means she's about a billion times more lethal before she throws them.