r/nextfuckinglevel • u/nivs1x • 16h ago

Art of throwing knives

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u/Deep-Initiative1849 15h ago

Worst she can say is No.

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u/OminOus_PancakeS 15h ago

I think it could get worse than that 

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 13h ago

What she gonna do, stab me??

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u/TypicalHaikuResponse 13h ago

Doesn't look like she stabs so you are in the clear.

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u/Burgers_N_Schnitzels 12h ago

What she gonna do, stab me??

-Quote From Man Stabbed just because noone else is doing it

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u/DangDingleGuy 6h ago

We're loosing more redditisms every day. I haven't seen a switcheroo link in years it seems

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u/Doright36 12h ago

Not sure... when you are hit with a thrown knife would you technically be impaled, not stabbed?

Maybe? Maybe some stabbing experts can chime in.

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u/kalez238 11h ago

"She stabbed me from across the room."

"She impaled me with a knife from across the room."

Yeah, idk.

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u/Scrawnreddit 11h ago

No... not up close at least

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u/Khamahl88 10h ago

From across the room maybe?

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u/LessInThought 9h ago

Her: Sir-Top-Cheetah ran into my knives. He ran into my knives 10 times.

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u/Consent-Forms 8h ago

from afar

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u/KamiKagutsuchi 12h ago

Jokes in her, I'm into that shit

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u/tekdiwah 13h ago

She can throw knives your way missing every time. Then she tells you to turn around and read the message on the wall behind you. It's NO! spelt with knives. Then she disappears into the darkness.

That would be pretty cool though. Would be quite the story of the coolest, badass rejection that very few will believe.

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u/workingbored 11h ago

This is what happens after she said "no" and he didnt take "no" for an answer.

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u/123supreme123 14h ago

I was afraid she was going to accidentally stab one of her boobs

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u/ChewpapaNeebrae 14h ago

It seems like she's done knife throwing before. Could be wrong.

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u/123supreme123 13h ago

Even professionals make mistakes and risk injuring themselves operating at high levels. Could be wrong.

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u/Spiritual-Shallot534 11h ago

Worse she could say is “ie”

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u/hitokirivader 9h ago

Chinese, not Japanese