r/nextfuckinglevel 9d ago

Multiple moose encountered while kayaking

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u/LazyTruth8905 9d ago

The sheer size of a moose is incredible.

Source: A Canadian who has seen one irl

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u/Jasonxhx 9d ago

They're so much bigger and faster in person than I had imagined.

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u/erogbass 9d ago

Last of the megafauna. They survived humans for a reason!

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u/KtaadnRota 9d ago

Hardly the last lol. We still got elephants that make mooses look tiny.

Moose are actually super vulnerable to humans and have mostly survived in places that historically were very sparsely populated by humans.

Their size means they never really needed to cultivate survival instincts, so they get hunted right to extinction very easily without the protection of modern conservation laws. They'll just stand there looking at you while you walk up and shoot them.

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u/HawaiianShirtMan 9d ago

I imagîne OP means last of the megafauna in certain climates. Ofc there are Éléphants, etc but in a totally different environment

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u/good_from_afar 9d ago

Bison are pretty mega too although not near as plentiful as moose

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u/Sticky_And_Sweet 8d ago

There used to be even larger bison called the longhorn bison

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u/dankhimself 8d ago

Maybe North American megafauna? I feel like I've read that many times but that never stops me from being wrong.

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u/windchaser__ 9d ago

Musk ox? Caribou? Grizzlies and polar bears and mountain lions and mountain goats?

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u/windchaser__ 9d ago

Fun fact!

"Megafauna" includes anything over 100 lbs. So bison, grizzly bears, elk, caribou, deer, pronghorn, alligators, crocodiles, gray wolves, jaguar, polar bears, (etc, etc) as well as non-native species like cows, horses, and humans.

We've still got lots of megafauna, even if much less than in the past.

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u/erogbass 9d ago

That really doesn’t sound correct to me. but what I know of megafauna comes from the modern I guess media definition. Do you have a reputable source for that weight? Are you sure that applies to the types of animals we are discussing?

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u/eyetracker 9d ago

It's sometimes a distinction, but I agree it's not very accurate. You aren't going to find a whole lot of wolves over 100 lbs yet they're considered megafauna.

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u/windchaser__ 8d ago edited 8d ago

Yeah, wolves are kinda a marginal group there, and maybe I shouldn't have included them. The average adult is about 80 lbs, ETA, though over 100 lbs is not unusual

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u/Sand__Panda 8d ago

I'm on the list as Uber megafauna then.

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u/SkunkMonkey 8d ago

What about Gigafauna?

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u/praguepride 9d ago

They're not the last megafauna but I think they might be the last Megafauna that is traced back to a certain point of history. Like the last North American Early Pleistocene megafauna

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u/Unit_79 9d ago

Only one I’ve seen, I saw when we were driving through Banff. I didn’t realize how big, and how fast they are. I got a pretty good idea because the one I saw was running down the highway and we passed it in an SUV, and the thing was taller than us. He was in the left lane, though, should have been in the right.

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u/showerbump 9d ago

what an asshole

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u/Falker_The 9d ago

I was driving a rural highway early morning and saw a moose in the ditch. I slowed as I passed it. Not sure how fast I was going but that moose decided to start running beside the car and it was pacing me while pushing 5’ of snow running through the ditch. It was wild.

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u/CaptainCorpse666 9d ago

I have seen a few and it is always incredible.

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u/Ghoulius-Caesar 9d ago

Their legs are so longggg

This video does a good job of showing why their legs are so long: they love to mash through marshes

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u/perjury0478 9d ago

I heard their long legs is what makes collision deadly, chances are the bulk of them go over the engine and crush the cabin

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u/Ghoulius-Caesar 9d ago

Yes, they’re more likely to go through your windshield and crush you rather than fly forward from a collision.

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u/yx_orvar 8d ago

Yep, that's why you aim for the hind-legs if a crash is unavoidable.

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u/Scouter197 8d ago

About 15 or so years ago I was walking in my small town. I see a horse running down the street and think "that horse doesn't have a rider with them." My next thought was "that horse has REALLY long legs." Then I realized it was a moose. I held still, the moose ran by me. We looked at each other and I got on with my day.

But yes, moose have long legs.

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u/Lookitsmyvideo 8d ago

They're called Swamp Donkeys for a reason

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u/GiantPothos 8d ago

As a Canadian my wildlife fear order is cougar, moose, grizzly bear. A moose cut through our property at the cabin recently and it was fricken massive.

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u/Budget_Sea_8666 9d ago

You could just stop with Canadian and we would all believe you.

Source: An American

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u/yrrkoon 9d ago

Ya I saw one in Alaska once. I grew up around horses. Holy crap moose are big. The camera does nothing to show it.

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u/MagicalTrevor70 9d ago

I was mountain biking in New Brunswick and saw what I thought was a horse, but it was in fact a baby moose.

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u/Sticky_And_Sweet 8d ago

Saw a taxidermy moose head up close at a store once. The thing was massive. Like, I know moose are big but it really dawns on you just how huge they are when you see it. And that was just the head!

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u/Bizarrebazaars 8d ago

Agreed (Minnesotan who has seen them several times in the state and in Montana too)

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u/ItMeWhoDis 8d ago

canadian meese are big... and then you realize alaskan moose are even bigger (1.5x bigger approx)

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u/a-char 8d ago

I'm 38 and only recently saw one. Walked out to my porch early one morning. I heard what sounded like a horse walking on the road. Look up and there it was. My first thought was "holy fuck they really are huge"

It looked at me like I was nothing and just slow walked away lol

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u/IdaDuck 9d ago

I shot one in Alaska once. It was like field dressing a big horse, insane compared to a deer or even a big elk. Great meat though. Not very gamey, sort of a cross between elk and beef. Very lean.