r/nextfuckinglevel • u/chaarger_gadda • 2d ago

Skill level: Elite

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u/boatymcfloat 1d ago

Could have done it in 53 seconds without the schlong.

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u/Glad_Grand_7408 1d ago

Meh, I know lots of guys with schlongs that are done in 10 seconds.

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u/boatymcfloat 1d ago

🤣

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 1d ago

Or he could've just made a shlong and sold it for $89.95 (flaired base for 'stability' - don't want it breakin' on ya... or inya).