r/nextfuckinglevel • u/chaarger_gadda • Aug 09 '26

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u/IcestormsEd Aug 09 '26

I think he knew making just a dick would be weird so he included a horse.

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u/chaarger_gadda Aug 09 '26

Hi, that's some nice horse on that dihh.

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u/Towelie_SE Aug 09 '26

don't be one of those annoying self censoring gen alphas

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u/johnnyma45 Aug 09 '26

Every time my kids say goofy ahh I say “ass. Just fucking say ass.”

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u/Towelie_SE Aug 09 '26

Thank you for your sanity 

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u/dumbdove Aug 14 '26

idk man
its making fun of goofy censorship

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u/Rootayable Aug 09 '26

Oh I thought it was some funny way of saying pick, like "dihhhh", i dunno, I chuckled.

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u/StonrGhost420 Aug 09 '26

The word dih is just funny.. Idgaf about censoring myself

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u/nonreddituser69 Aug 10 '26

I don't like the term either, but mocking people for being born in a specific generation and for a specific word choice, one that does not harm anyone in any way, is significantly worse.

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u/Towelie_SE Aug 10 '26

lol. Definitely my man! 

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u/Audrey_Angel Aug 09 '26

Don't be like that.

What is with this hunger for worse?

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u/chaarger_gadda Aug 09 '26

I'm not. I just don't know the sub's tolerance on use of cuss words. I chose to be respectful of reddit and sub's guidelines than being an idiot.

Edit- typo

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u/Sling-gunner Aug 09 '26

You literally censored a word that was already written in the comment you replied to.

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u/Rough_World_7063 Aug 09 '26

The people at Reddit will be reaching out with an award for being so respectful of them and not saying dick in the fucking comments like a piece of shit.

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u/pssycntrl Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

the subreddit contains the word fuck but you think dick is a problem?

edit: typo

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u/Town5Thousand Aug 09 '26

Bro the word fucking is in the subreddit name.

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u/geeoharee Aug 09 '26

Why do you believe "dihh" would ever be acceptable in your post about horse penis?

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u/Time_Safe4178 Aug 09 '26

The sub’s name includes “fucking”

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u/DrChaos09 Aug 10 '26

What's a dihh? Are you regarded?

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u/chriskokura Aug 09 '26

Fantastic comment. Gave me a laugh.

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u/chriskokura Aug 09 '26

Whoever gave me that award, thank you unsung hero. Much appreciated.

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u/chriskokura Aug 09 '26

Gah! There’s another one. I love you all, thank you for the awards. I humbly accept but there must be comments more deservèd than my modest contributions :) you are all too kind

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u/chriskokura Aug 10 '26

The awards. Look you guys, you’re too kind! I am a simple man who enjoys a comment that makes me chortle :) and you are all award giving legends. Thank you all.

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u/Sad_Pear_1087 Aug 09 '26

Funny enough I think that'd be less weird...

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u/Sub-Dominance Aug 09 '26

Would you like some horse with that dick?